Disclaimer : I don't own Ranma or Zulu.
This is just a short that I wrote on a whim, nothing else.
On with the story
Ranma vs. a ton of ninja
Morning: (wham) Ranma awoke to find his foot imbedded in the face of some one dressed like a ninja. During his morning sparring with his father another Ninja appeared, he was soon squashed under a panda in a fish pond.
the next one attacked on his way to school, he was hit into Leo by Akane's mallet when he got between a mad Akane and Ranma. The next ninja suffered a similar fate but was knocked several miles away by Kuno.
"Ok class today we will be studying Rorke's Drift where 4,000 Zulu warriors attacked a British garrison of about 150 engineers and lost. At the end of the week we will watch the movie Zulu which is based in this action" (thwack.) (thwack.) (thwack.) (punch.) (crash.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Later that day.
"Akane have you noticed anything wrong. Like a ton of ninja jumping out of everywhere trying to kill you?"
"No Ranma I haven't. Why?"
"Well they seem to be coming after me non stop today. Can't understand why."
All of a sudden out of nowhere.
"You have defeated all my ninja. Prepare to die."
[insert big fight scene here[ I'm being lazy]]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Wow that was easy. I'm going to bed everyone."
"Ranma you still haven't eaten the food I made for you"
THE END
Ok I know this sucks, but hey I had a good idea. I hope
This is just a short that I wrote on a whim, nothing else.
On with the story
Ranma vs. a ton of ninja
Morning: (wham) Ranma awoke to find his foot imbedded in the face of some one dressed like a ninja. During his morning sparring with his father another Ninja appeared, he was soon squashed under a panda in a fish pond.
the next one attacked on his way to school, he was hit into Leo by Akane's mallet when he got between a mad Akane and Ranma. The next ninja suffered a similar fate but was knocked several miles away by Kuno.
"Ok class today we will be studying Rorke's Drift where 4,000 Zulu warriors attacked a British garrison of about 150 engineers and lost. At the end of the week we will watch the movie Zulu which is based in this action" (thwack.) (thwack.) (thwack.) (punch.) (crash.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Later that day.
"Akane have you noticed anything wrong. Like a ton of ninja jumping out of everywhere trying to kill you?"
"No Ranma I haven't. Why?"
"Well they seem to be coming after me non stop today. Can't understand why."
All of a sudden out of nowhere.
"You have defeated all my ninja. Prepare to die."
[insert big fight scene here[ I'm being lazy]]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Wow that was easy. I'm going to bed everyone."
"Ranma you still haven't eaten the food I made for you"
THE END
Ok I know this sucks, but hey I had a good idea. I hope