Before anyone comments saying how incest is wrong, I already know, but I feel that Lynn, Luan and Luna share a closer relationship to Lincoln than the rest of his sisters are. That and plus this has been floating in my head for a while now. So enjoy. Also selective character bashing.

Lincoln walked into the crowded gym with his left hand behind his back and saw Ronnie Anne leaning against the far wall with a bored expression on her face. He sighed and walked up to her. He stopped in front of her and Ronnie Anne glared, "What do you want, Lame-o?"

He sighed and pulled his arm out from behind his back, revealing two purple roses and Ronnie Anne's eyes widened as the gym died down and everyone looked at them, "Ronnie Anne, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dance with me this weekend."

Ronnie Anne looked shocked as the students around them began whispering to one another. Ronnie Anne grew annoyed and snatched the roses out of Lincoln's hand and threw them on the floor before stomping on them. She looked up and saw the shocked look behind Lincoln's eyes, "Lincoln Loud, I will never go on a date with you. You are rude, gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than go out with you."

Everyone around them began laughing and poking fun at Lincoln. He looked at Ronnie Anne and he got ready to say something when the sound of a gun firing overpowered the laughter of the students. Lincoln fell back and everyone began screaming and running around and Ronnie Anne looked in horror as a pool of blood began to form next to Lincoln's body. She looked back to see a crowd of people running out of the gym, "Which one of you bastards did this!" she began chasing after them.

Lincoln groaned and slowly opened his eyes. He began looking around the white room, "This isn't my room," he said in a scratchy voice, "Where am I?"

"You're in the hospital dude," he looked to his side and saw his sisters Luna, Luan, Lynn and Lily with Lily in Luan's arms, "You had the entire family worried bro,"

Lincoln groaned as he tried to sit up. Lynn placed a hand on his shoulder and she smirked, "Easy Lincoln, you just had a terrible ordeal."

Sighing, Lincoln lay back down, "How long have I been out…and where are the others?"

"A week and mom and dad had to go to work because their bosses called and they would've gotten fired if they hadn't gone in today, Lola and Lana are grounded because they broke mom's vase last night, Lisa's grounded for trying to turn Lily into an experiment subject, Lucy decided to stay home because she started freaking everyone out more than usual a few ago again when we were visiting you and Leni and Lori are babysitting them," Luan answered in one breath, "So now that you're up, you can hear one of my famous jokes."

"Poo-poo," Lily giggled. Luna took Lily off of Luan and walked into the bathroom.

Lincoln looked at Luan and smirked, "So are you going to tell your joke?"

"Oh right, what do we have to have when waiting in the hospital?" she smirked and Lynn and Lincoln looked confused, "Patients."

Lynn groaned and Lincoln chuckled only to groan and hold his side, "Are you okay Lincoln?" Lynn asked worryingly, "What's wrong bro?"

"My side…is killing me," he panted and he looked up with a weak smirk, "Great joke Luan," Luan smiled as Luna walked out of the bathroom holding Lily and a doctor walked into the room.

The doctor looked up and smirked, "Well kid, welcome back to the land of the living." He began reading over several charts, "You had your whole family worried about you, especially these four," Lincoln looked at his sisters and Luna, Luan and Lynn all half smiled while Lily giggled. Lincoln half smiled and the doctor sighed, "Anyway I'm going to have to ask your sisters to step out into the hall for a moment while I explain the extent of the damage from the bullet."

"No," the doctor looked confused, "Look I can't keep secrets from any of my sisters. So they might as well stay,"

The doctor sighed, "Alright, the bullet pierced your lung and to keep you from getting an infection we had to remove it." Luna, Luan, Lynn and Lincoln looked shocked while Lily looked around, "We're going to start you on cardio therapy in a few days to see the extent of the surgery and to see what your limits are going to be."

The four frowned and Luna's phone vibrated. She pulled out of her pocket and looked at it, "Well mom and dad are here to pick us up."

She, Luan and Lynn were about to walk out of the room, "Wait," they stopped and looked back at Lincoln, "Look…I don't want you guys to tell the others or even mom and dad."

"What!" they yelled in unison and Lynn said, "Are you nuts? Of course we're going to tell everyone. They have a right to know."

"I know," Lincoln sighed, "But I'll tell them tomorrow. Let mom and dad know that I want to see everyone tomorrow and I'll tell them then."

The three looked shocked and Luan sighed, "Alright Linc, but you better know what you're doing." Lincoln nodded and his sisters walked up to him and hugged him before they walked out of the room.

Lincoln sighed and the doctor looked at him, "Those sisters of yours care about you a lot." Lincoln nodded, "Well I better get back to work. I'll be back later to check on you."

"Uh…doc," the doctor looked at him, "I uh…I'm not a big fan of hospitals and I was wondering…Lynn, Luan and Luna…I'm closer to them than the rest of my sisters and I really can't be alone so…"

"I'll try to pull some strings and see about letting your sisters stay with you," Lincoln nodded and the doctor walked out of the room.

Lincoln lay down and sighed. He looked out the window and sighed again, "I really hope they can stay with me. I hate hospitals more than anything." He yawned, closed his eyes and slowly drifted off to sleep.

Okay like I said in the beginning AN I know that incest is wrong and everything, but I really feel like Lincoln has a stronger bond with his sisters Luna, Luan and Lynn than the rest of them. Anyway as always enjoy everyone and please let me know what you all think.