Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns all but my midnight madness...
Written around Christmas time, but I thought it would still be appreciated because it has nothing to do with Christmas.
Review, please! There's not chance of spoilers! ;)
Twelve Days of Christmas: Twilight Style
(The Twelve Days Of My Life)
On the first day of my life, my vampire gave to me: a move to rainy scenery…
On the second day of my life, my vampire gave to me: two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the third day of my life, my vampire gave to me: three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the fourth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the fifth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: five wanna-be werewolves,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the sixth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: six months of depression,
Five wanna-be werewolves,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the seventh day of my life, my vampire gave to me: seven vegetarian vampires,
Six months of depression,
Five wanna-be werewolves,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the eighth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: eight expensive cars,
Seven vegetarian vampires,
Six months of depression,
Five wanna-be werewolves,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the ninth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: nine ripped-off novels,
Eight expensive cars,
Seven vegetarian vampires,
Six months of depression,
Five wanna-be vampires,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the tenth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: ten night time rendez-vous,
Nine ripped off novels,
Eight expensive cars,
Seven vegetarian vampires,
Six months of depression,
Five wanna-be vampires,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the eleventh day of my life, my vampire gave to me: eleven piano sonatas,
Ten night time rendez-vous,
Nine ripped off novels,
Eight expensive cars,
Seven vegetarian vampires,
Six months of depression,
Five wanna-be vampires,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
On the twelfth day of my life, my vampire gave to me: twelve forced shopping trips,
Eleven piano sonatas,
Ten night time rendez-vous,
Nine ripped off novels,
Eight expensive cars,
Seven vegetarian vampires,
Six months of depression,
Five wanna-be vampires,
Four implied smut scenes,
Three evil vampires,
Two near death experiences,
And a move to rainy scenery…
And no one's going to believe any of that actually happened...
I hope you enjoyed it!
So...What would happen if Bella wrote "The Twelve Days of Christmas" about her life?
I think it'd go something like this...