Hi people! Ok so i know that i should be working on my other stories but.....well i am workin on them! So this is something that my friend and i wrote a while ago and we wanted to put this up XD I hope you people like it :D but its not going to sound like ANY of my other work cuz my friend wrote most of it n we just had fun with it! (we didnt edit it. tehe)
I DO HAVE ANOTHER STORY UP ON FICTIONPRESS THAT IS MY WORK IF ANYBODY WANTS TO READ IT AND REVIEW. OR YOU COULD TELL ME TO PUT IT UP ON FANFICTION INSTEAD XD SO GO TO MY PROFILE AND IT WILL TELL YOU MORE!
Warning: This story is completely and utterly RANDOM! It makes no sense what-so-ever, but it super funny! There are two pairings; Sasuke and Naruto are paired with these two girls (i know i made them straight 0.o) And there is slight Sakura bashing!
Disclaimer: My friends and I do not own Naruto :(
Enjoy!
-Nanami & Livetodraw
The Awesome Story
Frankie and Nikki were swimming in their pool around 7 at night when all of the sudden three figures appeared hopping over the fence.
"Oh my gosh Nikki what is that!" Frankie said racing over to Nikki who was in the middle of the pool.
"What are you talking about?" Nikki asked annoyed because she thought Frankie was playing a joke.
"I'm not joking Nikki, look over the diving board there they are….oh my gosh they are getting closer!"
"O…m…g" Nikki said mouth open.
The three figures got close enough to the pool that the cousins could see who the three figures were.
"Frankie they are wearing the Naruto character's outfits, oh that's just peachy weirdo cosplayers are walking up to us." Nikki said with a freaked out look.
"Well… I'm just gonna hide under the water now" Frankie said ducking under the water.
"WAIT FRANKIE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE…" She never got to finish when the one character that had Naruto's outfit on fell in the pool and hit Frankie.
"OW! What was that for!!?" Frankie screamed.
"aw man sorry 'bout that" the one person said.
"That's just like you dobe, stupid" the one that looked like Sasuke replied
"Hey Sasuke-teme it wasn't my fault it was dark…AND DON'T CALL ME DOBE STUPID TEME!"
The one that looked like the character Sakura hit Naruto on the head "Don't be rude Naruto!" then she turned to Frankie and said "Sorry about that ma'am are you alright?"
(Frankie) "….."
(Nikki) "....…"
"Wow you guys are very good actors you know, the real Sakura would be that mean to Naruto in the show" Nikki said still shocked.
"Ya and Naruto would be that clumsy in the real show too." Frankie added.
"Hey you are alright, right?" Nikki asked the Naruto dressed boy giving him a hand "Gosh you didn't have to hit him so hard!" Nikki yelled at the Sakura girl.
"Gosh you don't have to be so mean to me!" The Sakura girl screamed at Nikki.
"Well then don't pick on him, man I mean you looked nice but your really not" Nikki replayed.
"I mean you can act like them but you don't have to hurt him." Frankie said to the girl that looked like Sakura.
"Wait a minute you two keep saying we are acting like 'Naruto characters' what do you mean?" the boy that looked like Sasuke said.
"oh my gosh he talks!" Nikki and Frankie said at the same time.
"Wait a minute you guys are cosplayers right?" Nikki asked a little creeped out now.
"What are costplayers?" the boy in the Naruto outfit asked.
"Well I guess they don't know what cosplayers are.." Frankie said
Then they both said in unison "then that means ..they are ….the ..real…thing…"
"Wait ill test it" Nikki whispered to Frankie. "Hey Naruto can you do the shadow clone justu for us please?" Nikki asked with puppy dog eyes.
"SURE!" Naruto announced.
Naruto did the correct hand signs and poof there stood five Naruto's.
"No way!" Nikki screamed
"You impressed! I thought you would be!" Naruto said
"Well I guess he did the shadow clone justu so that makes him pretty real to me" Frankie stated.
"Of course we are real what did you think we were?" Sakura asked.
"oh nothing" they said together.
"Now if you excuse us we will be right with you" Frankie said.
Both Frankie and Nikki went under water and 3..2…1
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Frankie and Nikki came back up out of the water.
"Ok were good now"
"Oh my gosh my ears!" Naruto screamed
"What the heck was that for!" Sasuke also screamed.
"oh nothing" Nikki said with sweat drop.
"First thing, how did you get here?!" Frankie asked just keeping her cool.
"Well the dobe here had to go and look at this weird tree and fell in it, ya right through it, so I went to see what happened and try to get him out of yet another mess but the pinkie here had to trip and pull me in too." Sasuke explained
"Sasuke-kun why did you call me such a mean name" Sakura asked with tears in her eyes.
"Well I'm kind of mad at you for pulling me into this mess."
"Why don't you like me Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked yet again.
Now Sasuke is getting really annoyed
"You know what Sakura just drop it." Nikki said.
"Ok" She said with a small voice.
"Well ya know we can chat all night but I kind of want to get out right now don't you think Nikki?" Frankie asked
"Ya your right, you guys stay here; I don't want my parents finding you guys so stay hidden and we will be back, Naruto we will bring you some of my dads clothes."
"Hai" the three said in unison.
Right then Nikki's mom walked outside
"Fudgesickless you guys hide quickly!" Frankie whispered/yelled to the three ninja.
The ninja jumped into the pool -_-
"Nikki, Frankie you guys need to come in, in a few minutes" Nikki's mother told the two girls.
"Ok mom" Nikki replied to her mother.
After that her mother left and bubbles started to come out of the pool.
"You want to tell them that they can come up or should I?" Nikki asked Frankie.
"I will" Frankie replied. She put her legs on the edge of the pool and her head and back went into the water. Frankie told them it was alright to come up. (In other words she stuck her thumbs up) the three ninja and Frankie got out of the pool.
"oh great now I have to give you all dry clothes -_- You know what Naruto, Sasuke you better not mind wearing girl's pants."
"WHAT" they both screamed.
"You guys will get over it" Sakura said.
"Can we just go get some clothes on I'm cold" Frankie asked holding her arms together " oh and Nikki you need to get more towels."
"Why can't you get the towels, I have to get the clothes if you don't remember" Nikki said
"Well I don't feel like it Nikki"
"You better get your butt up there and get those towels Frankie or I will make you sleep outside!"
"Ya ya what ever just let me dry off first"
"Fine what ever."
Nikki walked into the house soon fallowed by Frankie. They got the towels and clothes and brought them outside for Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.
"Here you go you guys." Frankie said handing them towels. "Hurry up and dry off because Nikki and I want to watch a movie and eat popcorn."
"And here are your clothes" Nikki handed each of them clothes.
"Do I really have to wear girl's shorts!" Naruto wined. "Why can't I wear sweats like Sasuke!"
"Because those are my only pair and they are way to long for you" Nikki replied.
"What do you mean they are too long for me, Sasuke can fit into them just fine!"
"Can we just get a move on boy and get inside." Frankie asked
"Ya and Naruto you are shorter than Sasuke so you couldn't walk two steps without tripping." Nikki added.
"No offence Naruto" Frankie said.
"Ya chibi so just go inside" Sasuke said smugly
"Shut-up teme!" Naruto replied
"How about you both shut-up and get inside!" Frankie shouted angrily
"Thank you" Nikki said to Frankie.
Once they were all inside Frankie shouted
"oh my gosh Nikki it's 9:00 hurry and turn the tv on fast….faster….your not fast enough!"
"You know what Frankie shut-up and let me turn the freeken tv on I know what I am doing!" Nikki shouted back.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura just stood there confused until Sakura said "What are you guys talking about?"
"Oh my gosh she finally spoke!" Frankie exclaimed
"Ya we are waiting for are favorite show!" Nikki said smiling.
"Which would be?" Sakura asked
"You'll see" the two cousins said together.
The theme song came on and the title 'Naruto' came on screen.
"What!!" the three ninja said in unison.
"Ha I knew they would recognize my talent!" Naruto said standing up on the couch…then falling back.
The two cousins laughed
"What's so funny?" Naruto asked.
"Well you are the main character…" Nikki said.
"But it's also about all of your friends." Frankie added
They watched about half of the show before Sakura spoke up.
"Hey I have watched half of this show and I haven't seen my beloved Sasuke-kun."
"Well…" The two cousins said in unison.
"What's the problem guys?" Sasuke asked
"Haha…why don't you tell them Frankie" Nikki said.
"Fine I will" Frankie said
"Ok you do that; I will be hiding behind the couch all the way over here" Nikki said some feet away.
"Ok so what are you guys going to tell us about me?" Sasuke asked again.
"Well....(long intake of breath)… youlefttoOrochimarutogetmorepowertokilliItachiandyouleftKonoha" Frankie said very fast.
3…..2…..1…
"WHAT!!!!!" Sasuke yelled at Frankie.
"Please don't kill me" Frankie pleaded
"Come on Sasuke-teme don't be like that it's just a show." Naruto tried to persuade Sasuke while holding him back from killing Frankie. Then Nikki popped up behind the couch and said "oh ya Sasuke almost killed Naruto."
"WHAT!!!" Naruto yelled at Nikki.
"Make way Nikki I'm coming back there." Frankie said as she ran and almost flipped behind the couch, while hitting Nikki on accident.
"Come on guys, Sasuke we know you would never leave us." Sakura said holding both Naruto and Sasuke back from killing the two girls.
"Ya don't blame us blame the stupid Japanese Hollywood producer peoples!" Nikki yelled at the two boys.
"Ya what Nikki said!" Frankie added
"Fine besides I know Sasuke-teme could never defeat me." Naruto said
"You wanna bet dobe" Sasuke said to Naruto.
"Hey no fighting or you have to pay for the damage!" Nikki warned the two boys
"Humph" and they both looked away from each other.
"Just like two children" Sakura said shaking her head.
"Your right." Frankie said to Sakura.
Two Hours and much more arguing from Sasuke and Naruto later
"Hey guys lets turn in I'm tired." Sakura asked.
"Ya fools sheesh." Frankie added
"Only if Sasuke-teme stops trying to start a fight with me." Naruto said glaring at Sasuke.
"You're the one that starts it dobe." Sasuke yelled back.
"You know what since you guys will not stop fighting you guys will have to sleep on the floor tonight with my sleeping bag." Nikki yelled at them.
"What! There is no way I'm sharing a sleeping bag with the teme." Naruto yelled outraged.
"Well that's what you get" Frankie said while handing them the sleeping bag.
Later That Night
"What the…give me some blankets you ursiratonkachi!" Sasuke whispered/yelled at Naruto
"No I'm comfortable like this" Naruto stated bluntly at Sasuke.
"baka"
"What the…hey give me those back you teme!"
"No."
"Oh my gosh will you two shut up and go to sleep already! I am sick and tired of hearing you two argue all night!" Frankie yelled at the two boys.
"Ya you guys might want to listen to her, Frankie can get really scary when she is tired." Nikki told the boys.
"I will not go to sleep until the teme gives me my blankets back!" Naruto told the girls while pulling some of the blanket away from Sasuke
"I told you I'm not giving you any blankets because you will hog them all." Sasuke stated to Naruto.
"That's it!" Naruto through one of his pillows at Sasuke. Sasuke dodged the pillow but Frankie did not and it hit her square in the face.
"Uh-oh you guys are in trouble now" Nikki told the two boys while hiding under her covers.
"Wait Frankie it was just an…"Naruto never got to finish
"THAT'S IT YOU TWO ARE DEAD MEAT!!!" Frankie got up and smacked both of them across the face, kicked them, and bent them backwards on the ground holding them to the ground. All the while this is what you hear.
(Naruto) "No wait I'm sorry Frankie…..OW…..no don't kick there…AHHH….please I'm sorry…no….ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
(Sasuke) "(sarcastic)no, ow that slap hurt. No please stop…….(not sarcastic anymore) wait don't kick there…..AHH….no my back doesn't bend that way….OWW…"
A few seconds later Sasuke and Naruto are a giant heap of bruises.
"Thank you Frankie!!" Nikki and Sakura yell in the background.
"Hope you boys have a nice sleep, and remember not to mess with me at night. I will also take your blankets."
"Ow…" was all the two boys said.
Nanami: so how was is? Random enough?
Livetodraw: You mean it Nanami
Nanami: Shut up! you know i cant type while your yellin at me!
Livetodraw: Tisk tisk. Shun the non-believer shun!!!
Nanami: I didnt do anything!
Livetodraw: But you're the only who created global warming!...but Nick killed the polar bears...and those penguins...And also this fish named Jeffery
Nanami: Jeffery! Don't die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: Will you to two shut up!!
Nanami & Livetodraw: DIE!!! *attacks Naruto*
Sasuke: well...while the idiots are bussy i guess i should close this.
Nanami: *in the backround* You're part of the idiot club!
Sasuke: *ignore* Okay...please review if you even read this far. Nanami will only upload another chapter if atleast one person tells her two. And Livetodraw will be very mad if noone reviews.
Livetodraw: Exactually!
Sasuke:...weren't you just attacking Naruto?
Livetodraw: We were and we did
Sasuke: *sweat drop*
Nanami: That was fun!!!!!
Sasuke: Where's Naruto?
Nanami & Livetodraw: hehehe
Naruto: owwwww......Sasuke, why didn't you help me!
Sasuke: cuz i didn't feel like it
Livetodraw: And you're a ninja XD
Nanami: just like our awsome badmitting awsome ninja moves XD
Naruto: i give up! *runs away*
Livetodraw: Well i guess i better go stop him before he becomes an emo like Sasuke
Sasuke: *turns around from emo corner* what do you mean by that?
Livetodraw: I mean what i mean. Muwahahaha! *runs away*
Nanami: * sweat drop*....okay since everybodies gone...i guess you guys should too....WAAA!!*cries* please review if you lastest this long! Livetodraw and I will bring you magic pancakes if you do :D bye bye for now!!!
Sasuke: *still sitting in emo corner* Im not that emo...am i?
Nanami:...i dont want to answer that....BYE PEOPLE!