What's up? Why the hell does no one read my fanfiction? Well, the webmaster for this site decided to take my old stories down, kudos to you. As for me I have decided that writing useless rambling is, well basically useless. And now your thinking, loyal fans, "What the Hell!" Well, I've taken a couple of collage level English courses and have a thesaurus and dictionary next to me. Her is my rewrite of Alt666Ü. Enjoy.
Ash and co. were wandering down a path one day when Pikachu's tail suddenly shot up like lightning bolt. He leapt from Ash's shoulders and ran into the woods. "Pikachu! Come back." He and his "friends" ran into the woods after the electric rat.
They stopped when they reached a clearing in the woods. In the center they saw an Eckerds. They went inside to find it empty, except for the photo-developing room. As they approached it, they could here small moans. They opened the door to see Janis* performing oral sex on Pikachu.
She stopped and looked at Ash and Misty. "Wow, never thought I'd see you here," she said between breaths. "Do I know you?" Misty came back with. "Aren't you the ones having sex in these pictures I developed?" She produced old semen covered photos of Ash and Misty having anal sex.
"You fucking sex fiend! You said you got rid of that camera! II'll kill you!" Misty lunged at Ash. "Hey these look really familiar." Brock opened his eyes for the first time, to examine the pictures. "Yeah these are the ones my and ash jack..., uh never mind."
Misty pulled a knife out of her backpack. "You fuckers! I'll kill you both!" She pulled Brock into the little blood fest between her and Ash. Janis and Pikachu shrugged and continued their "fun".
The End
There. That was the point I was trying to get across. I'll die a happy boy now. Just pull out my hand-dandy revolver andkjhvvvvvvvvvvvvvjtkttbbbbbbtttttttttkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmgydyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjm
Ash and co. were wandering down a path one day when Pikachu's tail suddenly shot up like lightning bolt. He leapt from Ash's shoulders and ran into the woods. "Pikachu! Come back." He and his "friends" ran into the woods after the electric rat.
They stopped when they reached a clearing in the woods. In the center they saw an Eckerds. They went inside to find it empty, except for the photo-developing room. As they approached it, they could here small moans. They opened the door to see Janis* performing oral sex on Pikachu.
She stopped and looked at Ash and Misty. "Wow, never thought I'd see you here," she said between breaths. "Do I know you?" Misty came back with. "Aren't you the ones having sex in these pictures I developed?" She produced old semen covered photos of Ash and Misty having anal sex.
"You fucking sex fiend! You said you got rid of that camera! II'll kill you!" Misty lunged at Ash. "Hey these look really familiar." Brock opened his eyes for the first time, to examine the pictures. "Yeah these are the ones my and ash jack..., uh never mind."
Misty pulled a knife out of her backpack. "You fuckers! I'll kill you both!" She pulled Brock into the little blood fest between her and Ash. Janis and Pikachu shrugged and continued their "fun".
The End
There. That was the point I was trying to get across. I'll die a happy boy now. Just pull out my hand-dandy revolver andkjhvvvvvvvvvvvvvjtkttbbbbbbtttttttttkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmgydyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjm