This is for my friend Kara, hope u like this Kara!
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Stein was in his dissection room in his house, and his wife Marie was helping him get one of those giant bird things ready for dissecting.
When Marie was washing her hands her phone rang in her pocket.
It was a text, and from all people, it was patty. Marie checked her phone and it said 'surprize rape' on the screen in big letters. Marie shook her head and rote that same thing back.
It had been a joke with her and patty since she told her that 90% of rape starts with a hand on the shoulder. Then patty responded that 99% of stein dissecting humans started with a hand on the shoulder. They laughed and became friends, since then they exchanged numbers and got many inside jokes.
They also got views into each others lives through their texts.
The next text was polite. 'Hows life?' Marie answered and soon patty replied. She asked what I was doing and I told her that me and stein were in the middle of something.
That was somewhat a lie, because we were getting ready to get started, and stein wanted to read the texts she was getting, because patty can be quite funny at times, not always on purpose either.
The reply to the next text sounded something like this-cutting up a giant bird. Patty didn't know what to say to that, and stein took the phone and told patty it was fun.
Then patty apparently forgot that Marie and stein were married. Then Marie explained that in fact her and stein were married, and then that patty had been invited, but for some reason passed out five minutes in by slipping on an ice cube.
Then patty asked if I wrote on her while she was uncouchous. But stein finally grabbed the phone and didn't give it back. He told her that blackstar did, and they had a very funny conversation about our wedding that made a lot of sense, which included, 'kid beat up blackstar for drawing on me asymmetrically' from patty and soon the subject went to the screw through his head.
He told patty that he didn't know and that it would be rude to ask. (At this point patty still thought it was me!) Patty still wanted to know, so stein changed the subject. Now it was about peoples relationships. He asked about maka and soul, and soon stein was bored with it, made up an excuse to stop texting patty and turned off my phone.
"I really want to know what exactly goes n in pattys head." Stein told me. I shook my head and we procceded to dicect the giant bird.
"so, how did the screw get through your head?"