If I were a dog, even just for a day.
I'd probably be a Sohma, and my name might even be Shigure.
Be friends with a snake, who by chance is named Ayame.
I'd tease my editor, and be a predator, 'cause life's sweet.
Akito loves me.
If I were a dog…
Would I still look like a cat?
Are there orange dogs?
I swear I'd look good, kinda grey.
I'd be included…in family gatherings.
I think it'd be a dream come true, though maybe a bit out of the blue.
Hell, no, I'm not in love with Shigure.
If I were a dog..
I would flirt with the girls.
Tell everyone I'm kidding, but proudly rape them anyway.
I'd put myself first.
And make up the songs as I go.
'cause I pretend that that's my calling, and reduce my editor to crying…to crying.
If I were a dog…
Would I still look like a cat?
Are there orange dogs?
I swear I'd look good, kinda grey.
I'd be included…in family gatherings.
I think it'd be a dream come true, though maybe a bit out of the blue.
Hell, no, I'm not in love with Shigure.
Guess it's a little crazy, for wishing that.
I swear it's just a mistake, I'm happy as a cat.
If Shigure knew I was thinking that…oh crap he…did~!
But he's just a dog.
He probably won't understand.
Yeah, you don't understand.
How it feels to be the cat.
Damn you, it's a lot harder than that.
You aren't accepted.
You don't get all the love.
I'll be locked up someday, in a scary room far away, and everything I have will get destroyed.
And he's just a dog.