The scene opens with the entire Star Fox cast with bullet holes in their heads, dead, at Shaky's feet. Peppy is further away than the others because he tried to run when he was reloading his pistol( but sleight of hand PWNs all). He draws a piece of paper from his sleeve, unfolds it and reads aloud.
Shaky: because of my Jack-shit knowledge of the Star Fox universe. My hand now writes in a different ink about different characters whom I actually give a crap about to give an answer that does the character justice. Due to this, all Star Fox members are being killed on sight. This includes honorary member, Shadow Shinobi. Instead a new Q&A is being recorded. The Character list shall include:
As their names are called they appear on a comfortable sofa made of Immaterial cloth.
Shaky: Master Chief petty officer, John 117, the rightful heir to the house, Arthur Penhaligon, the assassin from Florence, Ezio Au...Ow-dit...Auditore da Firenze, the teenage spy-
Krystal: (weakly, but with excitement)Alex Rider?!
Shaky unloads an entire clip into her, teabags her while he reloads then unloads another one into her face. John throws up into his helmet and has to remove it to avoid drowning.
Shaky: So that's what he looks like, hmm. Anyway, no, not Alex Rider, never FUCKING ALEX RIDER!!! instead we have the more realistic and suitable candidates James Adams and Kerry Chang* because we couldn't separate them long enough. More characters shall appear as and when I want them to. Any Questions?
Shadow: Yes, loads, like for instance, Why was my DNA sample not accepted and I was told by the door that the police are on their way?
Shaky: (cowering in fear) yes about that... would you like to hear some poetry?
Shadow: Make it good and I might let you live.
Shaky: A soul in two pieces isn't powerful enough,
may they unite to be strong and tough.
The Narrator and Shaky combine once more to become Shakespeare's entourage. Born of such great power the gods of Fanfiction themselves intervened and split his soul in two to prevent him from destroying all of canon together.
Shakespeare's entourage looks the same as shaky only that tattoos surround his face and his body is surrounded by an inky aura. Shakespeare's Entourage snaps his fingers and Shadow dissapears entirely having been reduced to his base atoms.
Shakespeare's entourage: It is done. A new Q & A is forged.
*I haven't read the books in a while so if I have the name wrong Shout it in my face for being an unfaithful fan having not read brigands MC
I do know how to pronounce Et-zio Ow-dit-or-a da phi-ren-zay. speaking of which is anyone else aware that there was the story of AC2 published. I saw a copy in waterstones the other day.
for those who hadn't realized, you review and put questions you want to ask the characters in the review.