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THE VERY FIRST LESSON to being the Doctor's companion is to make sure you are suitable for the job. Below is what to look out for...
You Might Not Be A Suitable Companion For The Doctor If…
You think his TARDIS is bigger on the outside
You question the bowtie
You think the master is attractive
You mistake the TARDIS for a porta-potty
You only travel with him to be on TV
You steal his sonic screwdriver to open those triangle screws on your Burger King Toy
You constantly update your instagram with pictures of him
You constantly update your FACEBOOK with pictures and status updates of/with him
YOU TWEET ABOUT BEING WITH HIM ALL THE TIME!
You ask for a pet Dalek
You make him bread and butter for breakfast
You eat apples on a daily basis
You turn him in for stealing a TARDIS
You hate River
You enjoy staring contests with weeping angels
You refuse to travel anywhere until you watch the previous season on Netflix
You're a Dalek
You're a Cyberman
You're The Master
You're C3PO (Yes, even in Star Wars)
You're a Slitheen
You're an evil Ood
You hate space
You enjoy watching Jersey Shore
You're Kim Kardashian
You try to pull pranks in his TARDIS involving firecrackers
You clog up his toilet
You pee in his pool
You're a cat person
You steal his suspenders
You buy him a fedora (Read one below)
You DON'T buy him a fez instead
You complain about the shorter episode length in America
You ask him about Back To The Future
You prefer the Vortex Manipulator
You invite your friends to a party every Friday
You enjoy rewriting time
You complain about The Unicorn and the Wasp
You want to make out with Soufflé Girl (Guilty)
You want to steal Amy from Rory (Definitely Guilty)
You push the buttons on the control panel
You demand to go back into the past just to hold yourself as a child
You film him constantly for a YouTube channel
You only want your cell phone to always have reception
You use him to replace the buttons of the Ood to easy buttons
You cut off his hand to keep as a souvenir
You obsess over Captain Jack
You laugh at him for not being a ginger
You abandon him for Lord of the Rings
You get him a vortex manipulator for Christmas
Overall, if you are at least 3 of these, you probably shouldn't travel with the Doctor.
Source: Professional Personality Examiner of the Doctor (Me)