"Welcome to tonight's fight between the greatest white mage in the world, Harry Potter, and his arch-rival, the Dark Lord of Magic, Voldemort. I'm Jim Ross*, alongside my partner tonight, Ron Weasley. Let's go down to the ring for tonight's introductions."
"This is Ron Weasley. Hi Fred, George, Charlie, Bill, and Percy! Welcome to Hogwarts University, who was gracious enough to allow this fight to happen in this very school. Now, for tonight's introductions, over to Eric Malfoy."
"Thanks Ron. Now, making his way to the ring, weighing in at about 125**pounds, standing 5'7"**, Harry Potter! (Harry begins his walk to the ring, carrying his wand, and, of course, Hermione.)
"And his opponent, weighing in at 275** pounds, standing 6'5"**, He is the Lord of Darkness; VOLDEMORT! (Voldemort floats to the ring, as a shower of boos flood him)
"Hey JR, Ron. I'll also help out with the color commentary."
"OK, whatever. Now, Referee Mills Lane will go over the rules for this historic fight."
"OK boys, I want a good clean fight. Protect yourself at all times. Let's get it on!" *DING*
Potter leads with an Expelliarmus spell, Voldemort easily deflects it. Now he's going to use a Transfiguration spell on Harry. Ouch, this is very advanced magic that Harry hasn't learned yet. Voldemort is Transfigurating into...into...a dementor? I guess he's working on the fears of Potter. Potter has a funny look in his eyes. Expecto Patronum? Ouch, I guess Harry's more advanced than we thought. Those hours with Lupin are really paying off. Voldemort the demntor is reeling, all over the place. He looks like he's out on his feet, although he's actually floating. Potter looks like it's time to finish it off. Wait a minute! Who's that? It's Hermione, leaping into the ring! This could be...it is! The TWIN*** attack! And here it comes.....SLAM! Voldemort is down! Voldemort is down! Lane begins the count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN! He's out! Harry Potter wins by a Knockout****!
*-Jim Ross is a color comentator for the WWF. I don't think his name is copyrighted, but I can't be too careful. **-All heights and weights are guessed as there is no information in the book. Anyway, JK Rowling owns the rights to these characters. ***TWIN attack first used in FF2 by Palom and Porom, the twin mages. ****-Format used by WEBL. Again, I don't think it's copyrighted, but, who knows?