John American waited with patentence his father had taught him as a child because his father was a policeman too and also rode trains.
John American saw the train pull in with a loud KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK after it had stopped pulling in and got on bored. John American noticed something was wrong because he had a sense for these things that his father had also taught him as a child because his father was also a policeman.
The train pulled away from the station and entered a dark tunnel and it saids to John American "HA HA THIS IS THE DEATH EXPRESS". John American took his seat and lit a cigar because his father had also taught him to smoke cigars as a child because his father was also a policemen.
John American looked around and noticed the passengers were bloody and mad and trying to bite things and John American said "NO WAY, HOLD IT" and then he saw a ghost in front of him and the ghost saids "JOHN AMERICAN THIS TRAIN IS UNDEAD IT WAS CUSED BY A WIZARD 10000 YEARS AGO BUT I KILLED THAT WIZARD AND NOW HE IS A CONDUCTOR ON THIS TRAIN AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO ZOMBIETOWN WHICH IS IN HELL"
John American said "THATS OUTRAGEOUS" and punched the ghost but the ghost wasnt real and his fist went through the ghost and he cried and then he saids to the ghost "WHO ARE YOU FOR REAL PAL??" and the ghost saids "JOHN AMERICAN I AM JOHN BRITISH... YOUR GRANDFATHER FROM AN AGES PAST" and before the ghost could say anymore an explosion was hear behind John American where it happened
John American turned to face the explosion and saw the Wizard come up from behind him and John American did a kickflip and knocked the wizards hat off because his dad also taught him that as a child because his dad was also a policeman
The Wizards said "YOU FOOL I AM NO ORDINARY WIZARD I AM A ZOMBIES WIZARD I HAVE NO NEED FOR EARTHLY HATS" and John American said "THIS JUST DOESNT ADD UP" and the zombie wizards laughed and John American laughed and then saids "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ADDS UP MY FIST IN YOUR FACE"
John American then shot a laser blast out of his hand which a laser blast came out of and it hit the zombies wizard in the stomache and his heart exploded and he said "AGHHH YOU'VE KILLED ME JOHN AMERICAN BUT I WAS REALLY YOUR GRANDPA JOHN BRITISH AND YOU USED THE SECRET ATTACK IVE HANDED DOWN THE FAMILY" and John American said "COOL IT, NO WAY" and the ghost from before showed up and said
"HAHA JOHN AMERICAN I WAS REALLY JOHN GERMAN AND I WAS THE WIZARD ALL ALONG HAHA NOW WE RIDE THIS TRAIN TO RIDE TO ZOMBIETOWN WHERE I LIVE AND NOW YOULL BE LATE FOR WORK"
John American had tears in his eyes like his dad taught him because his dad was a policeman who was at 9/11 and he said "I WILL NOT FORGET THIS WHICH YOU HAVE DONE"
TO BE CONTINUED