Chinese Terror
I don't own Naruto!
"Where are we going, un?" The blond bomber asked.
They were currently in the Akatsuki Mobile, and Kakuzu was driving. (Hidan was far away from the wheel)
"To eat. You all owe me twenty bucks though." Kakuzu answered.
"Kakuzu! That s unfair you *beep*!" When Hidan cussed a loud beeping sound filled the car.
"Just be happy were not eating the crappy food you people make." Pein mumbles.
"Yay! Tobi going on a adventure!"
"Zetsu why did we have to bring him, yeah? He s not even in the Akatsuki yet."
"He would destroy the base. And I refuse to take the blame."
"Everyone please don t act like a bunch of murdering idiots." Konan sighs.
"Well *beep* you! *beep*beep*beep* you author for *beeping*- "Hidan s mouth moved but nothing came out.
"That's what you get for dissing the author, Hidan. You might want to be careful next time."
"Where are we going to eat?" Kisame questioned.
"You'll find out when we get there." Kakuzu grunted.
Ten minutes later, they had arrived.
Tobi was the first one off and everyone followed.
"C-Chinese?" Kisame s face turned pale as he read the sign.
Itachi pulled him through the door, but he held onto the door way for dear life.
"I refuse to eat my own kind!" He screamed.
Unable to get in because of him, Hidan kicked his head, momentarily knocking Kisame unconscious.
All ten members got a table when he awoke.
A chef walked over to them.
"What would you like to... ?" He looked at Kisame, "What type of fish are you?"
"Um... a blue one?
"Good enough. Waiters!"
Three waiters came, and pulled Kisame from his chair and slowly dragged him towards the kitchen.
"NO!" He tried to get away.
The rest of the Akatsuki were shocked before-
"Yay! Tobi gets to eat Kisame!"
One by one the others hit him till they knocked him into the kitchen.
"TOBI YOU IDIOT JUST SAVE KISAME!" They all yelled in unison, except for Hidan who kept his mouth shut.
"Fucking author with her shitty tricks" He mumbled. Then realization hit him.
"Yes you fucking bastards I can talk!" Upon hearing his language, the chef kicked all of them out.
They never could return there again.
And of Kisame and Tobi?
Well that's another story..
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Hope you liked it! ^0^
-Soul Spirit-