CHIPTOAR JUAN- I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN???

onc upo a tem cnecer wass walkkkin don toun eats all tge childs he seas. too minits l8r he saw eblo and said "hey". eblo did NUT LIK THET. EBOLONANO NOW WUZ MED ET CNACNER EN Tol hem to diE. then cencnera ded. HA YOO GUT PRENKD SKKKRUB! CENCOR DID NO OF THE DYING LELE xdxdxdxd!%

CHEPTR TOW- EPLICT MESY LIMIN SCEN (WARNING, MOAR THAEN 1 LIMAN)

On minit l8r cncer tok eblam bi da hend and gev him a booboo. then cncre poured liman jewce in da booboo en eblomo wusz sed. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH????" SAID ELBOMOA.

CHIPTAR TREE- CNECNAR DIES AT THE HANDS OF EBLAOM AND EBLOE WINS THE FIGHT, THEN FORCING HIMSELF TO INFECT THE ENTIRE US POPULATION (WARNING SPOILERS)

Two minutes later Eblk tok cencars arm an trew him to tge sun. he den fors himself to infec al poopoolashinn uv erth an plenat murika.

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WOAH LOOK BONUS SCENE RIGHT UNDER THIS SHISH MADE BY MONSTER MOMMY

BONRS SCENE cencar wusz chew ass an kick bublegoom butt wuz out uv as.