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"Well well well klutzy look what we have here" Some weird thing said I have never seen something like this in all of my agent career… not like it was very long but hey I'm already one of the best agents out there. I better introduce myself before I get anywhere else. I'm agent Vreade I joined October 2 2009. Eh that's enough info. For now….. Well back to what's happening I am following a trail of clues that could lead to who has been messing stuff up all over the island. I think its this guy but I don't know what a real polar bear looks like so he might be a Hench man or there could be more then one bad guy on here. That would be good enough for me.
"It looks like we caught a nosy little bird snooping around our cave" It continued.
Nosy., Little? Yea your big alright but for your information I'm average height.' I bit back that reply one thing I learned never say anything until someone is finished.
"How interesting. What's this? It appears to have brought us a gifts. How kind!" It said as he picked up my spy phone . Was there a hint of sarcasm in his voice? Is he done yet? Yes I get to speak now.
" So you're the one who's causing all the trouble I presume?" I asked smoothly trying not to let fear enter my voice.
" Guilty as charged. Have you enjoyed my handiwork? I do say you're a cleaver bird to have tracked me done and foil all of my plots against this wretched island." he retort
"Actually I'm more than curious I'm quite sure Polar bears If that's what you are aren't supposed to be on club penguin." can we stop this formalness yet? You're my first real enemy I don't want this to be boring. I pushed that thought out of my head the more rowdy they are the harder they fall.
"AHAHA" He laughed. why is he laughing?
"well then let ,e introduce myself formally…. oh great more formalness X..x
I watch as he goes and gets a flipchart. A FLIPCHART! I hardly stop myself from laughing out loud. He made a flipchart how is that not funny?
"my name is Herbert P. Bear Esquire" He said as he flipped the page. There was the cutest Polar bear cub I have ever seen its eyes were big and it was shaking from the cold the mother was no where nearby, then I realize this is probly how he looked as a cub and nearly snort in disgust.
"formally of the artic circle and now a prisoner of this snow ridden torture chamber you call home."
It seems like he is done.
" Er you made a flipchart?" It is an innocent question apparently he didn't think so.
"Don't Interrupt! Now where was I? Ahh yes. I left my cold dismal home months ago on an iceberg. It was a dangerous move and yet it was the only way to complete my dream. Do you know what that dream was?"
Wishing I had a notebook I replied.
"No but I have a felling that your going to tell me even if I don't care"
"to find somewhere warm to live!" See I was right he was going to tell me!
" I floated a drift for many months, cold alone and only eating salty seaweed! Eventually it got warmer yet there was no sign of land anywhere. And when I gave up hope I spotted an island in the close distance I tried my best to get there but when I could see it more clearly…"
'Let me guess it was covered in snow but you couldn't turn back? I would've thought you would be happy to be on dry land again." I guessed.
"But then my iceberg tipped!" He said with a knowing half smile that I would have never guessed that. But he WAS big enough :/
" I fell into the dark waters not being able to swim I thought my last moments on Earth would be there with nothing in my vision but snow and never having reached my dream."
"Wait you cant swim? And you tipped your ice berg? How did you do THAT?" I asked.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! ICEBERGS ARENT MADE TO TIP! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT HAPPENED !" He yelled.
"whoa whoa calm down it was only a question." I said backing up as far as my cage would let me.
" Then I was saved by the unlikely hero, Klutzy the little crab you captured came to my rescue. He accompied me being the helpful fellow he is.' He said ignoring me but calmed down.
"ive given up on on getting to a warmer place so I'm doing the next best thing.."
" So you've been thinking about this for sometime right? " I asked nervously.
"using your resources and other things you've so kindly left lying around…" I blushed how did he know that I was the one who test drived G's new sled ( Ill tell you more about G later)
" I have built a wood chopper and am going to knock down the lodge and use the wood to build a big fire that will keep me warm for weeks!"
" Why would you chop down the ski lodge? There are plenty other trees?" I knew the answer but it never hurts to ask.
"like I said you penguins bug me." He flipped his flipchart and there was a picture of him and klutzy looking like young lovers running along the beach. weird much?
"err how did that get in there? Oh well Any parting words my fine feathered friend?" he asked
" Other than the tradional you'll never get away from this and release me now and PSA goes easy on you? Yea I'm good." I replied Snarkishly.
"Ha-ha Ill get away with it all right. Hey who knows if you're a good penguin I might bring you back a lollipop." With that he turned and walked away Klutzy crashing along behind him with the wood chopper.
When he was out of sight I said " I DON'T LIKE LOLLIPOPS!" Just then the Black puffle that helped me get in appeared.
Oh Joy im stuck with a puffle what am I ever to do? I thought as I rolled my eyes. Just then An idea popped in my head and I grinned maybe I didn't need Herbert here to unlock me.