Title: Why no fan girl could be with Miroku
Rating: Undetermined!
Genre: General/Humor
Summary: A little interview with Miroku of why no fan girl could be with him. Drabble.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, of course.
Notes/Warnings: Slight fan girl bashing, like the others.
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"Hello, everyone!" DIS exclaimed brightly, standing up while the audience clapped. "Today, we have the monk, Miroku, who – "
Rub, rub, rub.
(twitch, twitch)
SLAM!
"...O-oh..." Miroku muttered, slumped on the ground, clutching his stomach. DIS glared down at him and the audience gaped, before going, 'Ooooh!'
"Um..." The security guard rubbed the back of his head. "I've never had to restrain my boss."
"Trust me, that won't happen again," DIS growled, then sat down. Miroku crawled into his seat, wincing. "So...As I was saying. Today, we have the monk, Miroku, who is from the hit anime series, Inuyasha. So, tell me, monk, are you aware of how many fan girls are – HEY! Leave my secretary alone! You aren't her type!"
"Ah, well...It was worth a try," Miroku said, smiling, rubbing the back of his head. He laughed brightly, then gave a grin to the camera, his teeth sparkling. A sigh went from the audience women.
"(-.-)...Can we please continue?" DIS demanded.
"Of course. What were you saying?"
"Doyouknowhowmanyfangirlsloveyou?" She said in a rush so he wouldn't interrupt her again. He smiled politely, but in confusion. "...Do you know how many fan girls – old and young – are very in love with you?" Miroku gawked at her.
"I have fan girls?" Miroku ran to the camera and grabbed it, shoving his face into it. "Fan girls – please bear my children!" DIS slumped in her seat, covering her face, muttering, "Why me?" The women in the audience giggled and blushed, looking at Miroku, who turned from the camera and addressed them, smiling charmingly the entire time. DIS looked up, hearing footsteps and beamed.
"Oh, Miroku..." DIS called in a sing-song voice. The monk turned, smiling, then his eyes widened, seeing Sango, who was glaring viciously at him, her Hiraikotsu in her hand.
"Miroku..." She growled.
"N-no, wait Sango! Wait!"
WHAM!
"...Ow," Miroku muttered, clutching his head as Sango dragged him away.
"NO MORE INTERVIEWS FOR YOU." DIS smirked, watching him being dragged away.
(Silence as DIS shuffles her paper)
"Okay!" DIS smiled, tilting her head to the side. "You see? Sango would rip every fan girl's head from their shoulders and dance in their blood before any fan girl could be with him. With that said, come check in next time! We'll have Atemu from YuGiOh visiting next. See ya around!"
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DIS:...Review? (laughs nervously) It's all just fun and games until someone gets hurt. I swear I don't mean to bash fan girls, but it's the truth. After all, I bashed myself when I wrote the one about Seto Kaiba. (sighs) If only he were not so obsessed with Atemu...Who is next on my list! Please review and again, any characters you want interviewed will be my pleasure! Ciao!