A/N – this is just a totally random piece of…drabble? Not sure what it is. Anyway, one shot, a note passing session in class involving a little ball of fluff and three bored students.
Blah – Sirius
Blah – James
Blah – Remus
Prongs?
Mmm?
Pass the kitten.
Excuse me?
Pass me the kitten, please.
Adding please on the end of a sentence does not make it any less stupid.
I'm being serious, pass the kitten.
Of course you're Sirius, who else has such a stupid name? What bloody kitten? What the hell have you been taking this time?
Nothing, honest, and lame joke by the way. Now, please pass damn kitten.
What kitten?
The small black thing on your right.
You mean this little ball of fluff?
Don't throw it in the air! Give it here!
That's a kitten?
Yep.
You amaze me, Padfoot. I would never have guessed that little bit of fluff was a kitten. Where'd you get it?
Urm…
You don't know, do you?
Well, you see, there was this Racoon…
What the hell does a Racoon have to do with anything?
Oh no, that was my homework excuse.
Oh. Why'd you write it down then?
Shrug Felt like it I guess.
So where'd you get the kitten?
I found him. Or her. Not sure yet.
You do know that when Moony finds it he'll hand it in or something claiming some little kid lost the damn thing?
No! NOOOO! HE WON'T GET MR. TIBBLES! Hey, stop laughing!
Mr-mr…Mr Tibbles? laugh, more laughter
It's a great name.
I worry about you, Padfoot.
Why, I didn't know you cared! I knew you loved me!
Urm…sure. If you say so.
Kitty says hi. Say hi kitty.
Padfoot, why do you have a ball of fluff in your hands?
See, Moony agrees it's just a bit of fluff.
No, stay away from me foul fiend! I won't let you get Mr. Tibbles! Hey, why're you laughing at me?
"Mr Black, I don't suppose you'd liked to tell the class what exactly you have crawling about in your robes?'
Oh, damn, it's Minnie! Quick, what do I do?
Run.
Laugh, more laughter I can't believe you called it Mr. Tibbles!
Yeah, thanks, that helps a lot guys.
"Mr Black, I'm waiting."
What do I do, what do I do?
You know, Minnie is going to get this note from us soon.
No she won't, she isn't clever enough to notice-…Oh, hi Minnie!
"MR BLACK!"
I think she found it, Padfoot.
On this rare occasion I have to agree with Prongs and say she did indeed find it. Hey, where'd your fluff ball go?
MR TIBBLES!
A/N- Okay, sorry, this was totally random. I came up with it after an English class one day; we were doing drama and…no, you probably don't want to know. All you need to know is that I was an old woman and there was this person that like to kill cats. My cats. My poor Mr. Tibbles….sob
Anyway, moving on…hehehe, you like? Review's are appreciated.