Marluxia was going to the manga convention so he could molest little children.* Vexen however wanted the children also*, thus he killed them. Marluxia then sobbed and killed Sora who was dating Larxene. Larxene therefore went to Destiny Islands and asked Vexen to kill Marluxia. Riku then confessed his love for Roxas*, but Namine then killed Larxene. So Sora was revived but Namine decided to kill Riku. However Riku also managed to fall for Marluxia*, so Roxas killed Marluxia. Riku promptly killed Roxas and himself. Sora also killed Namine. Vexen killed Replica 411. All this time Ed was trying to eat stew instead of rolls (nom nom nom nom nom nom) but Winry whacked him with a wrench.** So Vexen created*** replicas of everyone and commanded them to Caramelldance. Everyone whacked Replica 69 for dancing wrong but Replica 69 kept being defective. Suddenly Replica 69 combusted***, killing Vexen, courtesy of The Atomic Shoe Company. Ed therefore took Winry's wrench** and threw it at Sora, smashing his lucky charm. Sora was heartbroken and killed himself. Winry then wanted to rule over Germany, so she overthrew Hitler and Mussolini. Ed overthrew Hirohito and ruled over Japan. World War XIII ensued. Then an atomic shoe destroyed the wrench** and*** the manga convention (building), so the Roman baths flourished. But*** Roy burned the shinigami.
THE END.
*: O_o
**: ALMIGHTY WRENCH!
***: Oh snap…
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Oh dear. If you were confused by the end of this, don't worry. So was I. The sheer amount of inside jokes in this thing is astounding…and apparently, we overdid the asterisks.
A quick guide to some of these jokes:
-In almost every single 'random' we've written (including the non-fanfiction ones that obviously aren't on this site), there is at least one atomic shoe involved. If you want to see them all, go to .com/ . They're in the 'BEHOLD THE RANDOM' folder.
-Also, in other stories, WWII dictators were involved (we were studying them at that time, and they were…stuck in our heads…). We decided to bring them back for fun. Yes, I know that Mussolini was from Italy, not Germany. But we had to put him somewhere.
…and Quin somehow found a way to put FMA in this.