Why, oh why, is it so damned hard?!
- The Sequel to 'Why is it so hard?!'
By TempestXtreme
Disclaimer: I don't own FFX or its characters. Squaresoft does – though if I could afford to, I'd buy the rights to Lulu ^_^
Summary: Sequel to 'Why is it so hard?!' Once again, I'm trying to write a FFX fic – only to have my muses interrupt. Oh joy…
Bold is the story.
Words between *these* are actions.
Italics is the author (me) speaking.
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Ah, Besaid…an island paradise and home to the former summoner Yuna and her guardians Wakka, Lulu, and Kimahri. At the moment, it's peaceful because the giant turtle –
Auron: Giant Turtle? This sounds familiar…
-_- Don't start, Auron.
Auron: Didn't you call Sin a 'giant flying turtle' in the LAST fic you were trying to write?
Lulu: *wanders into the fic* Oh gods he's writing again…
-_- You are all ungrateful muses.
Auron: No, we just want to be sane.
Then WHY are you trying to annoy me?
Kimahri: *shows up* What going on here? Why is new author sitting at a keyboard?
Lulu: He's writing.
Kimahri: O.O Uh-oh…
--_-- Shaddup! Let me finish this!
Lulu: Why?
Because if you don't I'll sic Seymour Fangirls on you -_-
Kimahri: Seymour has fangirls?
…Well, yes. I think…I think he might have fanboys too…
Auron: That wouldn't surprise me…
Seymour: *shows up at the mentioning of his name and the question about his fans* I DO so have fangirls!
I have yet to meet them…
Seymour: Yuna is one of my fans! Right, Yuna?
Yuna: *walking by when Seymour calls* What?
Seymour: You're a fan of mine, aren't you?
Yuna: Uh…no.
Seymour: But you said you'd marry me!
He's…got a really bad memory…
Yuna: I only said that so I could Send you! And I did! Hey, what are you doing off of the Farplane?!
Seymour: I'm his new muse! *points to the author* ^_^
Yuna: O.O Is that true?!
Well, yeah. I needed a comic relief…
Seymour: COMIC RELIEF??!
Yep!
Yuna/Kimahri/Auron/Lulu: O.O BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seymour: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! NOBODY LIKES MEEEEEEE!! ;_; *runs away sobbing*
Gees, and I thought Tidus was a cry-baby…
Yuna: HEY! Tidus is NOT a cry-baby! *hugs a Tidus plushie*
O.o I knew she loved the guy, but that's just creepy.
Lulu: What's so creepy about it? *hugging a Wakka plushie*
O.o Riiight…
Auron: Why doesn't anybody have a plushie of me?
Because you're old and dead. Nobody sane would have a…plushie…of…you? What the hell?
Lizzie: *skips up to them holding – you guessed it – an Auron plushie* Hi! Look at my new plushie!! ^_^
…I take that back. It seems that there is one person insane enough to have an Auron plushie… Hello, Lizzie -_-
Lizzie: Hi, Storm-chan! ^_^
…Don't call me that. And what are you doing in this fic?
Lulu: What fic? All you've managed to write so far are two sentences.
-_- Quiet you.
Auron: It's true, though. You really should get on with the fic…
--_-- It's your fault I'm not writing it! You showed up just as I was starting!
Lizzie: Silly…that's what muses do! *stroking the Auron plushie's hair*
Auron: …Stop stroking that thing's hair. It's disturbing me.
I'm sure she'd rather be stroking the hair of the real thing… *grins evilly*
Kimahri: Kimahri hide now. Kimahri doesn't like the look on the author's face…
Lizzie: *looks from her plushie to Auron, to the plushie and back again, then she tosses the plushie away…* AURY-CHAN! ^_^ *…and super-glomps Auron*
Auron: O.O GET OFF OF ME!!
Lulu: *glares at the author*
What? I didn't make her do that!
Lulu: *as Auron gets free and runs away in a blind panic* Uh-huh. Sure…
I didn't! I'm getting back to my writing now…
Ah, Besaid…an island paradise and home to the former summoner Yuna and her guardians Wakka, Lulu, and Kimahri. At the moment, it's peaceful because the giant turtle that had a giant bug –
Auron: *from some distance away* SIN WASN'T A TURTLE AND YU YEVON WASN'T A BUG!!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH! *slams his head against the desk* Ow…
Lulu: What did you expect? That desk is made of wood from an oak tree!
Shaddup, you -_-The End! ^_^ Boy, I AM insane…
And Reviews would be nice…