Written By: Mello McQueen
Summary: Imaginary things are imaginary. Or so Dean keeps saying. Dialogue Fic written at: October 2nd, 11:09 AM.
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean, mentions of Ruby and Castiel. None.
Authoress Note(s): My first dialogue fic. I hope it's alright.
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"So Bobby called…"
"Oh, yeah, what'd he want?"
"Well, he's got a job for us. There's this forest, and it's well…"
"Yeah?"
"It's kind of infested with werewolves."
"Werewolves?"
"Yeah, but it's ah…kind of a ways off."
"What do you mean 'kind of a ways off'?"
"…"
"…"
"Dean-"
"No."
"Ah, come on Dean, it's Europe-"
"I don't freaking care, Sammy! It's not happening. No freaking way is it happening!"
"Dean, please-"
"No! Damn it, I am not getting on a plane! No way in Hell!"
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"Sam?"
"Yeah, Dean?"
"I fucking hate you."
"Just shut up and keep humming."
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"I'm starting to hate Europe-"
"-yeah well, I freaking told you so Sammy but did you listen, NO."
"Okay, look I-"
"You're sorry? Yeah, I bet. Remember what you said, Sam: 'Let's go to Europe and hunt werewolves' but, you know what? We haven't found any werewolves, have we?"
"No, but-"
" Exactly! We haven't found any werewolves! Just trees, trees, trees and more trees! And let's not forget the giant fucking SPIDER that tried to EAT US!"
"Oh, shut the Hell up Dean!"
"…"
"Jeez, can't you at least wait to scream at me until after we get out of here? At least that way I can glare at you properly and- OW! God, why the hell is it so dark in here?"
"Gee, Sammy. I don't know. Maybe it's dark because someone forgot to buy new batteries for the damned flashlight?"
"Dude, I told you already, I bought new batteries! I don't know why the hell it's not working! Maybe you broke it or something-"
"Oh, yeah, I broke the flashlight. Just like I must have broken the EMF reader, and the-"
"Shhh! Shhh! …what was that?"
"-what was what?"
"That sound. You didn't hear it?"
" I can't hear anything over the sound of your bitching, dude. What the hell did it sound like?"
"Hooves…?"
"What the hell do you mean it sounded like-"
"-what in the-"
"…no freaking way."
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"Holy crap! Oh man, Dean, did you see that? Freaking, just… wow. Dude, seriously-"
"Sam, just shut up and get in the car. I want to go home."
"Yeah, but did you see that?"
"No, Sam and neither did you."
"Dean, that was-"
"No it wasn't!"
"Dude-"
"Sam, I mean it-"
"But we just SAW-"
"Unicorns aren't real!"
"..."
"..."
"Castiel."
"This is NOT the same thing! I'm telling you Sam, Hell will freeze over first!"
"..."
"…Sam, what are you doing?"
"Calling Ruby."
"Why?"
"To tell her I think she might need to invest in a coat."
End
Authoress Note: Comments?