For The Love of Chocolate

MattXMello

Die Zombies Die.

My thumbs were so fast I could totally win a pen clicking race if anyone had ever thought to invent one. I would pwn for sure.

"MAAAATTT!"

Oh crap, the monster had awoken and was clearly not happy with the work I had done while he hogged the enthier bed last night.

"Matt where the fuck did my chocolate go!" Mello was so close to my ear he could have been whispering and it'd seem loud. Good thing he was considerate enough to scream then.

"Mello, you may have just permanently damaged my ear. I shall now go deaf and it will be all your fault" I didn't bother looking up to see how mad he was, I could picture his face pretty good.

He grabbed my Psp and I heard the sounds of my character being eaten rather loudly.

"Mello! I was really far in that you know!" I said, reaching for the console, but Mello put his hand on my forehead to hold me back.

"Matt, If you don't give me back my chocolate now-" He walked towards the window I had opened to get out the smell of smoke "I'll Throw it"

"You wouldn't dare" I said, narrowing my eyes

"Do you want to risk it Matteo?" Mela had his evil face on. This could end badly

"Mello, if you eat a ton of normal chocolate, it would be special when someone gives you any will it?" I said, exasperated

Relion dawned on Mellos face "Its the fourteenth today, isn't it" He said, guilt creeping across his features as he reeled in his arm.

I reached behind our battered old sofa and pulled out a purple box "Don't worry, its not hershey's" I grinned. I knew he was sick of all the american chocolate he'd been eating.

"Matt I forgot man, Im sorry" He looked torn between jumping me or the chocolate box. He opted for the latter, go figure.

"Mels I swear you love chocolate more than me, I case you'd forgotten I'm meant to be you boyfriend" I wasn't really mad, but then I started thinking

"Mello I've been thinking-"

"Wow thanks for the warning, I'll go check our house insurance"

"When you left Wammy's, you brought 14 chocolate bars, and you left me behind"

He stopped eating and the place when deadly silent.

Until that is, Mello burst out laughing so hard he sprayed chocolates everywhere.

"Don't laugh Mel, You really do love candy more than me" I huffed, and I'm a very good huffer infact

But then Mello grabbed my wrist and pulled me onto the sofa, knocking the chocolate to the floor and forcing me to lie on him. I tried to pull away but then his hand found the back of my head and he slipped my goggles off, before pushing my head toward his own and kissing me in a very Mello-like way. His tongue pushed into my mouth without asking for entranch and slipped over my own, which was moving with his without me really telling it to. Mellos hands stroked my jawline and back and I used one hand to stoke his gorgeous hair while the other held me up and stopped me crushing him.

We kissed until we needed breath, then Mello sat up and I moved back to allow him to. He smirked at me, before rather grossly picking a chocolate from the carpet.

"I don't love candy more than you Matty" He said in a hopelessly seductive voice "Just chocolate"

And he popped on in his mouth. I guess our snogfest was done with. pity

Mello rolled his eyes up, clearly having missed european chocolate

"Don't have an orgy over it Melly" I huffed again (told you I was good)

Mello frowned at me "Oh for the love of-"

"Chocolate?" I filled in helpfully, getting a thump on the head for my troubles

"Your a f-ing child you know" He said, trying to look mad "Your just lucky you gotta dick and chocolate don't, otherwise you'd be outta here you useless ass"

I smirked "aw Melly, I love you too"

That sucked and was too short but I guess it had a sorta lime thing in there so maybe its not too bad.

PS no offense to Americans about the hershey's thing, just when I was over there, Hershey's seemed great at first but after a month of the stuff I was dieing for a good old British Cadburys bar. But Herseys still rock (Oh and just incase, no I don't own ethier chocolate companies)