Yami and the Popcorn Popper
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or popcorn popping thingys.
Psycho on the Run: Another one of my friend's (YamiYugiMot0) fic!
YamiYugiMot0: yes well, I can't say I'm proud of it, but what do you expect when your up at 12:00 super hyper writing a story? So here it is! Please R&R!
Yugi… could I explore your house for a few hours please? I want to get used to all the new electronics. Yami thought spoke one day while nothing was going on.
Um… I don't see why not. I need a nap anyway, so you can take over when I go to sleep. Yugi said yawning. As Yugi got to sleep, Yami started exploring.
"Hmm." Yami said, feeling a little hyper. "What's this?" He picked up a tinfoil oven popcorn popper. He read the directions. "Put on stove and cook at 150 degrees for 2 minutes." He mumbled as he read. He put the pop corn on the stove… and accidentally put the timer for 20 minutes and the heat to 1500! Yami waited… then heard a pop! "What the?" he asked. In no time, popcorn was everywhere. "AHHH!" Yami screamed, and protected his face from the flying popcorn. "Evil popcorn!" popcorn was now on the floor, on the stove, and in Yami's hair. Yami took some rice and started throwing it at the popcorn popper, which was still cooking popcorn. "DEMONS BE GONE!" he said, throwing the rice again and again. Suddenly, the popcorn and the rice came to life. "NOOOO! HELP!" he screamed, as the popcorn started to pull him under. "I'll never go alive!" Suddenly, Solomon Moto came in.
"What in the world is going on?" He asked bewildered. He ran over to the stove and turned it off. Popcorn and rice were up to his nose. He saw the tip of some spiky hair near by. "Yugi?" he asked, and dug out Yami. Yami smiled. He got up, and brushed himself off.
"Sorry about that… I was exploring." Yami explained.
"Oh! It's you Yami! That's quite all right. Please pick the mess up while I go get something to cook for dinner.
"All right." Yami said, and began to pick up the mess. Suddenly, after Solomon was gone... the popcorn came alive again, but this time they had little spears.
"Yamanahima!" They shouted, and charged at Yami.
"AHHHHH!" Yami screamed, and took the popcorn popper and started bashing the popcorn. He stomped and smashed until all that was left was little crumbs. Then, it was the rice's turn. They also came alive. "GET AWAY!" Yami screamed, and then jumped up on the couch. "LLAMAS MY FRIENDS! SAVE ME!" he yelled. A pack of llamas suddenly entered the room, and charged at the rice. They ate, and spit all the rice until there was nothing left but crumbs. On the back of one of the llamas sat Yami. "I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WIT-" Yami got cut off as Tea came through the door.
"YAMI!" she screamed. "Get off that Llama!" Tea went up to Yami and smacked him. Yami sighed, and got down. Tea chased all the llama's away as Yami went back to cleaning. Just then, Yugi had awoken.
Hey Yami! Can we switch back now? Yugi asked.
Sure! Yami said, and he switched back.
"What happened here?" Yugi asked.
"Your friend the pharaoh learned the meaning of hyper today and brought in a bunch of llamas and claimed that popcorn and rice came alive and were trying to kill him." Tea said. "And I'm not cleaning up the place." With that, Tea left. Yugi grumbled the picked up all the rice and popcorn and threw it away. But he missed two pieces, and from this day on, the rice and the popcorn have been invading people's homes, and leaving people injured and confused. Be careful, because the other night I was attacked by the popcorn, and I told it to come to your house next…
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