Summery- Vanessa and Ashley are on a break one day and decide to goof off. 5 redbulls later, they learn some interesting facts
Hi people, I have been gone for a really long time and this is my first story getting back. So please be nice, I'm a little rusty. I know that Vanessa and Ashley seem a little drunk but I swear that there not! Only hyper! Please review cause I heart them with all my heart.
Peace
Lauryn
"Baby!" Vanessa sang in her fake voice, aka her sucky voice, throwing her arms around a befuddled Zac who had just entered her trailer
"Hi Nessa" Zac said
"Guess what I learned" Vanessa giggled
"What?" Zac asked slowly, he could see the redbulls scattered around and he knew Vanessa, Ashley, and 5 rebulls was never a good combination
"A pregnant goldfish is called a twit!" Ashley screamed as she fell out of her chair
"How did you learn that?" Zac asked
"The internet, duh" Vanessa told him
"Oh oh, guess what else!" Ashley yelled, again
"What?" Zac asked
"An ostriches eye is bigger then its brain" Ashley told him nodding her head as if saying, 'I know I didn't believe it either'
"Wow, I had no clue" Zac told him
"You're a dork" Vanessa told him erupting in giggles
"What are they laughing at?" Corbin asked Zac. Corbin had also just came into Vanessa's trailer
"I don't know" Zac told him
"I called him a dork, which is what a whale's penis is called" Vanessa giggled
"Great" Zac said sarcastically
"Never let them near a computer again" Corbin told him
"Birds need gravity to breathe" Ashley informed Corbin as she tripped over a book and went flying toward Zac and Corbin "oops"
"Did you know most people kill themselves on a Monday" Vanessa told Corbin and Zac as she helped Ashley up
"No I didn't" Corbin told as both he and Zac decided just to play along on the girls hyper spell
"When you die your hair still grows for several months" Ashley sang as she grabbed another redbull and chugged it quickly
"The only mammal that can't jump is the elephant" Vanessa said as she and Ashley formed a line. Now Ashley and Vanessa were standing in a line rocking on their heels in front of Corbin and Zac who were on the couch and had bemused looks on their faces
"There are twice as many kangaroos in Aussie then there are people" Ashley told them as she grinned really big
"Your burn more calories sleeping then you do eating" Vanessa told Zac "so that's why your developing a beer gut" she giggled doubling over with a laughing attack while Zac glared
"The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees" Ashley said excitedly
"What's going on?" Kenny asked, wondering where all his stars went
"Don't ask Kenny!" Zac yelled
"Save yourself!" Corbin yelled
"Guess what Kenny!" Vanessa yelled
"What Nessa?" Kenny asked smirking a little bit
"I love Zac!" Vanessa screamed and threw her arms around him
"Really?" Zac asked
"Yeah, did you think I was just keeping you around for your looks?" Vanessa asked him
"I love you to Van" Zac grinned as Vanessa hit him
"Aww!" Ashley yelled as she sat in a chair and drank another redbull
so, please review! They make me happy and I like to be happy! This will have 10 chapters and a disclaimer at the end.
Lauryn