The New Muggle Studies Teachers
Disclaimer: We don't anything that pops up in this story except Terri and Brielle and some random OCs, we wish we did.
Chapter 1- We're Not In Philly Anymore
Terri and Brielle walked down South Street one very normal Saturday evening, little did they know that they're very normal day was about to change their lives.
"Oh my God," Terri exclaimed as they walked out of StarBucks. "I'm so happy I didn't have work tonight."
"Speak for yourself." Brielle cried, sipping her Chi-Tea latte.
"Shut up, you work in a daycare." Terri said, switching her Chi-Tea latte to her other hand. "I work in a restaurant."
"Okay, okay…it's a tie." Brielle laughed and Terri chimed in.
"Ohhh! Let's go to that rock store." Terri exclaimed, stopping dead in the middle of the sidewalk, arms spread.
"Terr, it has a name, it's called Minearlistic." Brielle said, throwing her cup away.
"Same difference." She said with a non-commental shrug.
As they walked into Mineralistic, Brielle stopped dead… "Terr, I got a bad feeling about this."
"I'm sure it's nothing." She replied, picking up bits and bobs.
"Never doubt the—"
"Ohhh Bri, look at this!" Terri said picking up a crystal orb that fit exactly to the palm of her hand. As Brielle moved in closer to look at the orb in her best friend's hand it began to smoke on the inside. Red smoke.
"You don't think…" Terri said, looking confused at Brielle.
"What did you forget?" Brielle said.
"I really can't remember."
They were mesmerized by the smoke in the orb, both wondering how that was possible. After what seemed like an eternity, Terri pulled her eyes away from the orb.
"Umm…Bri…where are we?"
Brielle looked up to see a big room full of people. Nine tables worth of people. Eight going across vertically and one with some older looking people at a horizontal table.
They looked at each other and said in unison as they often did. "I don't think we're in Philly anymore."
"Oh! Look Bri! Catwalk!" Terri exclaimed, throwing her bag at Brielle as she jumped up onto one of the long tables and began to strut down it like a model.
Brielle staggered under the weight of Terri's purse. It weighed about as much as a two year old, which Brielle was used too but it caught her off guard. "Jeez, Terr, what do you have in here?"
Terri looked over her shoulder as she walked. "The usual. You should know this by now. Wait…I did add a few things."
"I should've known." Brielle said, sitting down. She looked at the girl next to her, who was deeply in thought reading a book the size of a dictionary and a bible combined. "Ohh, what cha reading?"
"HEY BRI!" Terri cried. "LOOK!" She struck a few poses. "Yes, I am too cool." She said to one of the dumbstruck looking boys.
Brielle rolled her eyes. "Yep, good, Terr."
"And you are?" the girl said next to her with a voice that made her seem big.
"Well, Miss. Snippy." She said in a same tone. "I'm Brielle."
"Who's she?" the boy with dark hair and green eyes next to said.
"That's my girl, Terri."
"BRI!"
Brielle looked up as she heard a squeal and a loud thud. Terri popped back up from the floor, her hand in the air. "I'm ok."
"Did you break the floor?" Brielle laughed.
Terri looked down. "Nope."
Brielle laughed again and said. "Let me go make sure she's okay."
As Brielle approached her best friend, who was dusting herself off a man came up behind them and said "Ah, good, you ladies are here."
Brielle looked at the man, visibly confused. "And where is here exactly?" she said, talking with her hands as most Italians did.
"Why, Hogwarts, naturally.
Terri and Brielle looked at each other again and said in unison "Dude with the long white beard say what?"
"What?"
Terri laughed hard. "Hay, it worked."
Brielle nodded in agreement. "So yeah, why are we here?"
"To be the new Muggle Studies teachers."
As the man said that, Terri's phone went off. "FUCK!" she yelled. "B, IT'S MY MOM!"
Brielle looked at her friend. "LIE." She said, hurriedly.
The boy who had the dumbstruck look said. "What's fuck?" Terri chattered absently in the backround, lying to her mom.
"I'll get back to you." She said to the boy. She turned back to the man. "Now back to you….a…who are you? And b…WHAT?!"
"…bye Mom." Terri said. "Why us?"
"Well…a…I am Albus Dumbledore, I am the Head Master here at Hogwarts and b…to answer both your questions…You are special."
Brielle and Terri both shifted their weight to their left legs. "I've heard that many times before…but not in that context."
"Ditto." Terri replied, nodding.
That was when an African American boy sitting next to the dumbstruck one said "What's ditto?"
Terri turned to the kids and yelled "We'll get back to it all in a minute." Then she turned back to Dumbledore and said, twirling her hand "Now you, speak English."
Brielle looked at Terri and said in a "know it all voice". "Well, he's not speaking Sycoraxic."
Terri looked at Bri and practically yelled "Stop with the Doctor Who speak!"
Brielle stuck her tongue out at Terri as one of the teachers with bug like specs came rushing over "You know the man without a home?!"
Brielle looked at her with eyebrows raised. "I wish."
Terri held up a hand to the teacher and said "Don't get her started, please, she can go on for hours."
Dumbledore stood at the podium in the front of the hall and automatically whatever chatter was left disappeared. "Cool." Brielle whispered.
"Students, I am pleased to introduce our new Muggle Studies teachers, Brielle and Terri."
"WHAT?!" they cried in unison.