Chapter One:
Percy Pov:
I open my eyes to see a dark room. My hands are chained to an uncomfortable wooden chair. There's a desk across from me with one of those big chairs that are usually in offices. How did I get here? As if an answer to my question, a sudden burst of light erupts from the ceiling making a rainbow of colors dance across the room. A girl with straight brown hair enters the room, she looks about 12 maybe 13. "Who are you? How did I get here?" I demand. She ignores me, and pulls a microphone out.
"Hello everybody, and welcome to PJO interviews, I'm your host The-Girl-With-The-Blue-Waffles, and today we are interviewing Perseus Jackson, Son of Poseidon" She says to nobody. "What do you mean interview? Are you crazy?" I protest. She sits down in the chair. "So Perseus, can I call you Perce? The world wants to know, what is your relationship status with Annabeth Chase?"
"My relationship? Why do you, I mean-"she cuts me off "You're getting interviewed for my fabulous TV show!" She says "Okay, but it's not like I'm famous, why don't you get a real celebrity?" I question. In return she starts laughing hysterically "Back to the question, have you two DTR'd your relationship?"
"DTR'd?" I ask "Define the relationship of course!" "I, er- I guess so, I mean we're dating right, how do you know this stuff?" "Great answer, On to the next question" she skims through some papers. "What is your favorite food?" she questions "I guess, I like anything blue really" "Excellent! Now, I think everyone is thinking the same thing, we ask how you get your hair so perfect, without even trying?" "My hair? I don't do anything to it; it just gets like that…"
"Well, you're going to have to tell us your tips sooner or later, now for questions from Olympus, Ares would like to know when he can beat you to a pulp, then vaporize your sorry butt." She asks "How about never" I answer "Now Lady Athena would like you to know, and I quote, "IF you ever hurt my daughter, I will personal throw you into the next century, er- not really a question, moving on. Zeus urges you to take a plane some time" "Wow, I feel so loved" I say sarcastically.
"That's all for now from Olympus, now for questions from your fellow campers! Anonymous from the Apollo cabin, wonders what your favorite song is?" "My favorite song, I don't think I have one" I answer "Oh I see, too busy saving the world huh?" "Sure"
"Now for the final question! For today at least, I would like to know who YOU want to be interviewed! Preferred in a review, that's all for today, thank you and good night!" A cheesy jingle starts playing, and the colors jump around again "Please save me, she's crazy!" I scream just before all the lights go out.
AN: I got bored, and here you go! To be continued… Love~ The-Girl-With-The-Blue-Waffles