The Real Reason the Pharaoh was Locked in a Puzzle: And Other Shocking Revelations
Author: UniqueWolfLover
Rating: T (to be safe)
Genre: Humor/Oneshot
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Egypt so don't sue me I'm poor!
Warnings: I make fun of a few characters from Yugioh in here. It's meant to be a lighthearted and funny story so nothing is to be taken seriously. I love all of the characters from Yugioh! Also you have to have a warped sense of humor to actually find this funny but I just wrote it for the enjoyment of Raven and I.
A/N: Just a bit of trash me and Rae were laughing our heads off about that I thought up when we were joking about her awesome Egyptian story that is hopefully coming out on soon. Hint hint cough cough Rae!
Dedication: To Rae and her awesome story "Ancient Tricks of Destiny" which inspired this little drabble of randomness. Enjoy my friends and make sure to check out Rae's story when it comes out!
Once upon a time…
The Pharaoh and Teana (The ancient Egyptian version of Tea) were about to lock lips in a passionate embrace…
When a young Assyrian child who was happily skipping home after a full day of picking corn was abducted by a random thief (not Bakura) just a lowly thief who was hungry and liked human flesh. This goes on for 200 invisible pages yay!
The Pharaoh and Raven were about to continue when…
Mahado burst in declaring that he was flamboyantly gay…only to find out 50 invisible pages later that he was just joking and is actually madly in love with Mana…
The Pharaoh and Raven were about to continue once more when…
Priest Seth bursts in and yells MOKUBA! Then the tragic and heartrending story follows as Seth searches desperately for Mokuba who will not be born for another 3,000 years. This takes up about 300 invisible pages…
Then as the Pharaoh and Raven begin to continue with their kiss
The great Thief King Bakura breaks into the Palace and raids the refrigerator (Even though refrigerators didn't exist yet) and began to eat all the steak very sexily. This goes on for about 2,000 invisible pages…
Sadly by the time this was over Teana was tired of waiting and ran off with Bakura who was very happy because Teana was the one who invented steak…
After Teana runs off the Pharaoh who had yet to realize Teana was gone was locked into the puzzle by Isis because she wanted to flirt with all the Egyptian priests and the Pharaoh but the Pharaoh had rejected her so she decided to take revenge and wear the Pharaoh around her neck always!...
After Isis left the throne room, Shadi who is actually a girl becomes queen of all of Egypt…
Thousands of years later, Karim (the random guy in the Egyptian season) was found out to actually be the Ancient Egyptian form of Duke!...
Meanwhile in Yugi's Grandpa's shop the now released from his puzzle Pharaoh was revealed to wear platform shoes! He was in reality two inches shorter that Yugi!
Oh well you know what they say about short guys…Teeheehee
The End!