HI. I'M NOT ALOUD TO SEE VALENTINE'S DAY. BECAUSE OF MY PARENTS. SO I'M MAKING A TWILIGHT VERSION!!! OF BELLA, IN NEW MOON AND SHE'S DESPERATE, AND JACOB HAS IMPRINTED ALREADY. OR... SO HE THINKS!!!
BELLA POV.
I got a tattoo. An actual tattoo. It was pink black and red. It was shaped as a heart. Inside the heart, it said love bites with fangs on it. What a reminder. It's Febuary10th. Four more days till Valentine's Day. Great. I was so desperate, I went out with most of the pack. Jacob imprinted... on Lauren. Paul has... anger issues. Quil is really... odd. On our date, he wanted to take a piece of my hair to see if I was still a virgin. Embry always talks about his ex-girlfriend, Katlyn. The only one who is normal is Jarred. He is pretty hot. It has been, oh... two years since Edward left me. I have not moved on though. But, the pain, it is gone. It still left bruises and I've gained ten pounds from all the chocolates and ice-cream. So to balance it, I work out three times a week. I'm on the school volleyball team. Oh, and did I mention, I'm not all human. I never was. I am actually a witch. (LOL. if u read my other stories, you can see im obsessed with witches. There in all my stories exept for like one or two)
Yep. Shocking. The Volturi found me so I contacted the witch council (I was apart of the witch council until I moved to Forks) and... we made peace. And guess who is in charge of keeping an eye on them. Me. Great. So I am stuck in Forks, forever. And the best part is, the witches put a forever spell on me so I will forever be eighteen! Oh joy! So I'm sitting here in Starbucks, alone. In he corner of my eye, I see a group of boys checking me out. But they were not my type. So I'm stuck with Jarred. After I finished my Caramel Mikado (If that's how you spell it! LOL) I walked out the door into the cold February air. Since it's a weekend, I think I'll call my sister, Mariah and see if we can go see a movie. (My real name is mariah and if you read my other stories I'm always in there. So I'm obsessed with witches and I have a big head) I pulled out my LG LOTUS and called Riah.
"Whats up Apple" I hated when she called me Apple. "Nothing, I just wanted to see if you wanted to go to the movies with me." "Cha!!! Can we see that movie Valentine's day?" Of course. A love movie. "Bells, it doesn't just have romance, it has desprate girls who sit around and eat chocolate all day! Like you!" "Gee, thanks." She sighed. "I didn't mean it that way Bella. And you get better every day! You don't need a hot vampire! Try a male witch! Or a wizard! I heard Wizards were cute! Do you remember Lily? Jackson's fiancee." My brother Jackson Swan is also Charlie and Renee's kid. Renne had Jackson when she was fifteen and three years later... unfortunately had me. "Riah, Jackson's girlfriend, is a vampire." There was a silence. "Oh... right... Do you know what? You don't need men! Men are... are... dogs! They look at us like stake then chew us up, and when there finished, they throw us on the street!!!" By the time she was done with her speech, she was breathing heavily. "Mariah, maybe you should get some help. Billy knows," "Bella what I'm saying is don't let guys bring you down! Have fun with the girls!" What? "Mariah, I'm not turning lesbian." She sighed again but with more frustration. "What I mean is stop it with the boys. Have girls nights! Apple you used to love shopping!!! Go shopping! And... even try to be what boys want! Wear some cleavage on that skin! You are Isabella Marie Swan!!! Goddess of all witches!!! Act like it!!! Remember, in fifth grade!!! You had all the boys wanting you!!! So get back in the game!!! Hang out with Jessica! When I came over for the summer she was awesome!!! And help Angela... shine!!! Do Eric a favor!!!" Actually... that wasn't a bad idea. "On one condition." She was silent. "What" she finally said. "Come live with me and Charlie."
I KNOW IT'S SO SHORT!!! I WILL HAVE ANOTHER CHAPTER WHEN PEOPLE REVIEW!!! AND I THINK I'M CHANGING THE WHOLE VALENTINE DAY MOVIE THING SO IF ANY OF YOU HAVE AN IDEA TELL ME!!!
PEACE, LOVE, TWILIGHT.