Things you shouldn't say to the Cullens
Emmett
"BITE ME EMMETT!!"
Ask him how many houses he and rose have destroyed. (it's a VERY big number, so big Emmett can't count to it. you'll be there forever).
Grizzly bears are extinct.
All sports have been outlawed
Rose will never have sex EVER again
Rose slept with Jacob after she swore not to have sex
Jacob was better than him
Ask if he knows any good p**n sites. (You will be there forever)
Tell him cheese man is coming to get him (if you've read Orphan Ashley's CullenIzing Instant Message you will understand)
NEVER sing "Boom boom boom" by Venga Boys to Emmett (unless your Rosalie)
Read and review. If you have any ideas, send them to me (you shall receive all praise). I think I may do Edward next.