Hey people!! This is my first KylexCartman fic and my second South Park fic published. KylexCartman is my new favourite SP pairing. It used to be CartmanxWendy but it's not anymore, but I still love that pairing too! =D

Oh, by the way, I decided to change the way Cartman says Kyle's name to 'Kahl' because that is the way he says it. In my other story Hate That I Love You I just wrote it normally. Just thought I'd say that even though you probably don't care. XD

Anyway I hope you enjoy!

"Ok children, please take your seats," declared Mr. Garrison as he walked into the classroom with another teacher behind him. "Class, today Ms. Byrne is here to tell you about the school dance coming up."

The whole class was quiet except for a loud annoying groaning sound coming from none other than Eric Cartman, who obviously didn't want to hear about the dance. Mr. Garrison shot him a dirty look but said nothing.

Ms. Byrne stepped forward and smiled. "Hello, students. I'm Ms. Byrne. I teach English and History in this school but I am also organising the school dance this year. It is on next Friday and I have an interesting way of organising it. Instead of everyone choosing someone to go with them I thought it would be interesting if every student did a perfect match test and then handed them up and I pair everyone with the person who is most like them."

"What?! But I think we should go with whoever we want!" cried Stan, eying Wendy a few seats away.

"Yes but I thought this way would be more fun," replied Ms. Byrne. "So I'm going to give out these perfect match tests now and you have until tomorrow to hand them in. Everyone must do the test even if they aren't going to the dance, ok?"

Nobody answered as they were all pretty annoyed about not being able to choose who to go with them. Except for Kyle, who was quite happy about the idea since he wasn't planning on asking anyone anyway. And who knows? Maybe he might actually find someone who was meant for him.

He thought about this for a few minutes and was a bit startled when a sheet of paper was suddenly thrown onto his desk. Ms. Byrne gave him a smile as he picked up the paper and looked over the questions.

He decided he'd do it at home so he wouldn't be disturbed.

"This is fucking bullshit!" yelled Cartman at lunch as he and Kyle, Stan and Kenny sat down. "This perfect match test is the fucking worst idea ever!"

Kyle raised an eyebrow. "Why do you care so much, fatass? It's not like if you asked anyone they'd say yes." He smirked.

Cartman glared at him. "No one would say yes to you either, Kahl!" he shouted back.

Kyle rolled his eyes, wishing for the millionth time that Cartman said his name properly. He sighed and decided to just ignore him.

"I do agree though," said Stan. "What if me and Wendy don't get matched up? If I get paired up with a different girl and she gets matched with another guy then our relationship could be ruined forever!" He sighed sadly and stared down at the full food tray in front of him.

Kyle gave him a comforting pat on the back. "Don't worry, dude. You and Wendy were made for each other. There's no way you'll be paired up with anyone else."

Stan smiled, grateful for Kyle's words and said, "I hope so."

After the last class ended that day Kyle got his books he needed from his locker and waited outside the school building for the other three to come out. Stan and Kenny came out together and the three of them stood outside waiting for Cartman. They always went to school together on the bus and they always went home on the bus together too.

Cartman seemed to be taking much longer than usual. Kyle was finally so fed up, after about fifteen minutes, and he threw his arms up in the air in exasperation. "What the fuck is taking him so long?! The bus is leaving in five minutes!" he cried.

Stan shrugged. "Maybe he already left."

"I'll go check," said Kyle annoyed. He walked in and ran through the halls and into the locker room and impatiently came up to Cartman's locker.

He saw Cartman slowly taking out his books from his locker, his mind wandering. Kyle glared at him angrily. "Dude!" he cried.

Cartman jumped, startled and turned to face Kyle. "How long have you been there, Kahl?"

"I've been here two seconds but me, Stan and Kenny have been waiting for you outside for ages!" answered Kyle, losing his temper. "We're gonna miss the bus!"

Cartman smirked. "Whatever, Kahl. Let's just go," he said, walking up to him.

"You forgot to close your locker," muttered Kyle, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms impatiently.

Cartman stopped, sighed and turned back around. He closed his locker and came to Kyle's side again. "Now let's go."

They walked quickly out of the school and saw that Stan and Kenny were gone!

"Dude, what the hell?! They left without us!" cried Kyle furiously.

Cartman shrugged. "Who cares? Let's just hurry so we don't miss the bus."

Kyle took a deep breath to calm his anger down and nodded. He and Cartman rushed out of the school grounds together, hoping to God that they didn't miss the bus.

Cartman was soon running out of breath and he slowed down. Kyle glanced back. "Come on, fatass. We have to hurry!"

Cartman slowed to a halt, bending down and panting heavily. "I can't. I'm tired. You go on ahead."

Kyle stopped for a minute and thought quickly. He so badly wanted to just abandon Cartman and hurry to catch the bus but a part of him told him to stay with him. He sighed and slowly walked back to him. "I guess we'll have to walk," he said.

Cartman looked up in surprise to see Kyle by his side. He hadn't noticed him walk back to him. "I told you you could go, Jew boy," he said as his breathing slowed down and he nearly had his breath back.

Kyle shrugged. "I know."

Cartman stared up at him, both puzzled and surprised, but also quite happy. He stood up straight again and sighed. "We better get going. It's a long walk home and I want to get home as soon as possible. I'm starving!"

Kyle rolled his eyes again. "You're always starving!"

Cartman shot him a glare but said nothing.

They walked out the school gate and headed for their homes. Their houses were quite near each other's so they would have to walk up together nearly the whole way.

They were silent the whole way home, not really sure what to talk about.

Cartman was way too tired to rip on Kyle so he just stayed quiet.

They reached Cartman's house first after a long hour of walking and Cartman let out a long sigh of relief.

"Finally!" he cried. "We're finally here! I'm fucking freezing!" He rubbed his hands together as he made his way to the door. Kyle nodded in agreement. "I am too." He blew on his hands and rubbed them together while his whole body shivered.

Cartman stared at him on the porch for a while before remembering to ring the doorbell. "Uh… see ya, Kahl," he said awkwardly.

Kyle looked up at him and gave him a somewhat warm smile. "See ya, fatass."

With those last words he headed for his house, shivering the whole way there. He was so thankful when he was finally inside his lovely warm house but he was welcomed by some screaming and shouting at by his mother for being so late home. He sighed heavily. This hadn't been one of his best days ever.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

Chapter 2 will be up very soon! =)

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