Rivalry, rivalry
The word is familiar to me
The word I envy
Rivalry, rivalry
The word that whispers inside of me
It's hard to believe
Why my goals aren't achieved
Why my brows furrow
Why my shoulders slump in sorrow
Rivalry, rivalry
Why every night I think of me
Plotting a majorly devious plot against you
Muttering "I rebuke thee"
In my world, Dipper Pines to be spoken of is utterly taboo
Rivalry, rivalry
Rivalry, rivalry
I was supposed to have it all
But my aims are too tall
So there is no such thing
As "the highest goals are worth reaching"
Rivalry, rivalry
Vengeance alone isn't satisfying
But Pines' death is indeed gratifying
This rivalry between us is so heated and intense
That we always throw smack-down an offense
Rivalry, rivalry
Indeed, even their great uncle's property
Isn't enough for me to be fulfilled
Even marrying his sibling wouldn't be enough glee
So no, this rivalry is never to be chilled
Rivalry, rivalry
It was illogical
Everyone adores me on the spot
I do not understand why he did not
So I curse the day Dipper Pines was born
Rivalry, rivalry...
Rivalry.