Yo everyone. I just wanted to make this because...well, Organization XIII is the most tormented of them all. So many Yaoi fangirls...ugh...

*randomly gets punched in the face by one of the many Axel/Roxas fangirls* YEOW!

...Uh, anyway...

I guess this is the story. The timeline is before Days and CoM, so...it's around the first KH game? I don't know...GOD!

Disclaimer: Don't own anything, don't want to own anything.

It was just another cheerful morning at the Organization.

Birds were chirping, Saix was standing looking intimadating (because he could go into Beserker Mode any time, ya know), and dearest Xemans was playing '90's hip-hop & rap music over the loudspeaker.

He was into tht sort of thing.

So all of the Organization was at that place where Roxas always gets his mission and has to do something for Demyx in Days (which name slips me).

Maluxia was combing his pink mane and reading the latest edition of People Style Watch. Larxene was sharpining her claws or gelling her hair to look like a grasshopper's or something.

Yep, the gang was all here ('cept Xemnas, who never comes down there)...

...EXCEPT Axel.

"Where'd he go?" Vexen asked.

"Yeah, where did he go?" Xigbar asked as well.

Saix shrugged. "I don't know, but we should all hope for the best," but in the inside he was all like, Gee, I hope he died. That way I can have the Organization all to myself. Tee-hee-hee! ...Whoops, wrong laugh. *Ahem*...MUA-HA-HA-HA!

Then Axel finally came in, with kisses all over him and with the condition of a trampled old woman. His eyes were wide open as if he had witnessed something VERY horrifying.

"What the hell happened to you?" Luxord asked, who was playing Crazy 8's with Demyx.

"...I was attacked." he answered flatly, looking like he was about to piss his pants.

"Was it a Heartless? Did you destroy it?" Saix asked (because that was the whole point of the FREAKING GAME). "Cause if you didn't-"

Axel interrupted him. "No, it was worse than that," he paused for dramatic effect, and said, "IT WAS A FANGIRL ATTACK."

Everyone in the room screamed in terror except Larxene (she had no creepy fangirls), Lexaeus (couldn't talk all too well), and Saix (boring).

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!" Demyx screamed, traumatized. "They're back! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"SETTLE DOWN!" Saix yelled.

It was no use. Everyone kept spazzing out.

Finally, Larxene shot a bolt of lightning at the wall and yelled, " UUUUUUUPPPPPP!"

Everyone was silenced.

"Now," Saix said as things began to settle down. "Axel, describe to us the fangirls and the attack,"

"Uh...alrighty," Axel said. "It all started this morning..."

[FLASHBACK]

"Hey girls, I found him!" shouted a young woman named Stacy, who was president of the Axel Fan Club.

The girls ran to Stacy and squealed at the asleep Axel.

Awoken by the squeals, Axel opened his eyes. "What the hell...?" he mumbled as he saw the crazed horny fangirls.

"Look how cute he is!" Stacy squealed.

"Huh?" Axel asked, getting out of bed.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" a fangirl squealed. "look at his pajamas!" she pointed to his black pajamas (don't worry, he's fully clothed).

Axel finally realized who they were. "Oh no...fangirls!" he exclaimed.

Axel tried to make a run for the door, but it was no use. Stacy and her crazed friends got him and held on to him better than Axe styling gel.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Axel screamed.

[END OF FLASHBACK]

"So terrible..." he said, traumatized. "Why do I always get the obessed freaks?"

"Because you're an asshole, and chicks dig assholes," Xaldin said.

"But Xaldin, you're just as bad as he is, and you don't have like, any fans," Zexion said, and sighed. "Ohhh, my life...it's so depressing and it has no purpose..."

"Wait a second..." Xigbar just realized something. "We're all assholes! Why does Axel-"

"ENOUGH!" they all heard someone yell. It was Xemnas. "Your pathetic screaming is drowning out Doggystyle!"

Saix turned around and said, "Dearest Xemnas, the humble leader of Organization XIII...I'm so deeply sorry!" he ran up to Xemnas, curtsied, and kissed his hand.

"You better be," he growled. "Because I'm assigning you to Neverland today to destroy a GIANT Heartless."

"Of course dear Xemnas, thank you-"

Xemnas interrupted him. "WITH...ummm..." he tried to find some people. "Xigbar, Axel, Marluxia...ANNNNNNNDDD...Demyx."

"Whaaaat!" Demyx said. "Look Mansexy, I'd love to, but I have to clean out my fishbowl-"

"ENOUGH WITH YOUR SHIT, DEMYX!" Xemnas yelled. "YOU'RE GOING, AND THAT'S FINALLLLLLLLLL!"

Demyx piped down and started to whimper.

"Oh...I'm sorry," Xemnas said gently. "I didn't mean to yell. Look," he handed Demyx a rainbow lollipop. "Here's a lollipop. Now will you go?"

"Oh goody!" Demyx grabbed the lollipop with a sudden mood change. "Yeah, I'll go!"

"Good," he said. "NOW GOOOOOOO!"

Uh...yeah. See ya next chapter.

-Angry.