Me: I was daydreaming about stuff, and I came up with this. XD Enjoy!
Dimentio was floating around his house when the doorbell rang.
Dimentio: I wonder who that could be...
*Looks through peephole*
Dimentio: - Opens door - Hey Rachel, what's up? ( Rachel is someone I made up who is on the good guys and the bad guys side.)
Rachel: I found this treasure map, it's in Latin and it says something about a magic minion.
Dimentio: Whoa... Wait, you can read Latin?
Rachel: No, I got a book on how to read it.
Dimentio: Oh -.-
-2 hrs later in a dark, creepy, possibly haunted forest-
Dimentio: Are you sure this is the right place? I'm getting creeped out.
Rachel: Dimentio?
Dimentio: Yesh?
Rachel: Do you want a army or not? To like, overrun Count Bleck?
Dimentio: I thought we were searching for a magical minion?
Rachel: We are. But the minion can summon up a army. It's like-
*Rustle*
Rachel: Wut was that?
Dimentio: -Throws a rock at bush-
?: OOOOOWWWWWWW!
-Mimi, O'Chunks and Mr. L stumble out bushes-
Dimentio: What are you guys doing?
Mimi: We were chasing someone.
O'chunks: Yes, and we think it was Mario and Peach.
Mr. L: Until you hit me with that rock.
Rachel: What were they doing, snogging?
O' Chunks: Lol.
Dimentio: Who?
Rachel: Mario and Peach.
Dimentio: British peoples confuse me. :(
Mimi: Me too.
Mr. L: EXCUSE ME? SEVERE ROCK-HITTING-HEAD PAIN?
Rachel: No-one cares. You're a dude, suck it up.
Mr. L: HAVE AT YOU!
Rachel: Fine. :)
-Mr. L runs at Rachel-
-Rachel trips him and he falls onto a rock-
Rachel: XD Now it's 2x the pain!
Mimi: That was mean.
Rachel: o3o
Mimi: I like it. :)
Rachel: YAY!
O'Chunks: Shouldn't we be chasing the good guys?
Dimentio: Oh... uhh me and Rachel were actually searching for a minion.
Mimi: You have a minion?
Rachel: Kinda. He's going to... after we find it...
Dimentio: Wait... Rachel, how many maps are there?
Rachel: 2.
Dimentio: Sooo, what if the good guys had the other map?
Mimi: DARN.
Mr. L: Lets go get them! :D
- Runs off -
Rachel: I wouldn't go that way!
Mimi: Why?
- Mr. L falls in bear trap-
Mr. L:
Rachel: Extreme pain.
Mimi: Oh.
Me: Chapter 1 done! O3O Wowz, I didn't think i'd make it this far. (Writers block) :(