Discalimer: You all know what goes here. No need for me to retype it.
Author's Note: Yeah, well, heh heh, it's a spoof! Reviews are encouraged as are flames (though only if you have something constructive to say). I hear enough of "omg, you suck, you're a noob, your mom! Lol!" online, thank you very much.
Lord Voldemort was not pleased; he was anything but pleased. He hissed as he thought about his predicament. He was slowly going over the events in his mind. Someway, somehow, Potter always escaped his traps and his fiendishly brilliant plans and attempts at finishing him off. His red eyes narrowed as he stared forward. "Not this time, Potter, not this time…." He muttered, more to himself than anyone else really. No, the Dark Lord was certain that Potter would not escape him this time. The Plan was perfect, every piece was in its place, and this plan, unlike his others, allowed for space and time so that if something went wrong, the plan could adapt and finish the boy off. He shivered slightly in anticipation. All that was left was for Potter to fall in his trap. He waited.
He waited for what seemed hours until Potter made his move. Voldemort's eyes widened in shock as his eyebrows skyrocketed upward. His mouth stretched into a sinister smile. He couldn't believe it; Potter had fallen straight into his trap! He pondered for a moment if it was due his Gryffindor nature but shrugged it off. He almost jumped up with glee as he put the last piece of his plan into place. He had won. Potter could also see it. It was evident in his now wide non-believing emerald eyes. He seemed aghast, as if it was not possible, as if fate had betrayed him. A triumphant smirk graced his face as he basked in his victory. Potter's friend apparently could not believe it either. The Redhead was staring in total shock, his mouth hanging open, reminding the Dark Lord of the similarities between this boy and a monkey. The Granger girl seemed to be in total shock slowly whispering the words, "…. that's not possible, it can't be…" To his right Bella seemed to be doing a little victory dance. He decided to end Potter's torment with the last two words that would truly end it all; "Check Mate!"