A/n this is just naruto characters talking about random shit btw naruto and hinata r a couple in my story just fyi. Its my first story so be nice plz.
Key:
* stuff in stars are thoughts*
"stuff in quotes are actions"
Naruto- nine-tail's-loser-host
Hinata- nine-tail's-sexy-gf
Sasuke- gy-emo-ninja
Sakura- Sasuke's slut
Shikamaru- wat-a-drag
Chouji - undies-on-my-head
Gaara- 0hoh I-kill-u
Kakashi- porn-reading-perv
Logged on:
nine-tail's-loser-host
nine-tail's-sexy-gf
gay-emo-ninja
Sasuke's slut
0hoh I-kill-u
porn-reading-perv
gay-emo-ninja
Undies-on-my-head
nine-tail's-sexy-gf:?
nine-tail's-loser-host: WHO THE FUCK! CHANGED MY NAME!
Sasuke's slut: I don't kno about u guys but I like my name ;-)
Everyone: …. *slut*
gay-emo-ninja: "giggles"
porn-reading-perv: Who changed the names "cough" Naruto!
Everyone: "Turn to glare at Naruto"
nine-tail's-loser-host: O-O
Undies-on-my-head: Naruto didn't change mine
0hoh I-kill-u: Or mine…
nine-tail's-sexy-gf: Naruto… changed mine "blush"
Undies-on-my-head: Really Naruto this is low even for u
nine-tail's-loser-host: O-O I DIDN'T DO IT!
gay-emo-ninja:"giggles"
wat-a-drag: Any 1 notice sasuke is giggling a little to much
porn-reading-perv: Mabye he really is gay
Sasuke's slut: SASUKE IS NOT GAY! I WOULD KNO!
Everone(except sakura): *Well…* =/
nine-tail's-loser-host: But sakura is pretty….
Sasuke's slut: Thank u Naruto
nine-tail's-loser-host: ….manly. X-)
Everyone except Naruto: His ass better run!
nine-tail's-loser-host: Oh Sakura wat r u doing at my house *Blush* if u wanted alone time u should have asked but remember I love hinata now!
nine-tail's-sexy-gf: Noooooooo!
nine-tail's-sexy-gf has logged of to go save her man!
nine-tail's-loser-host: Ow! Stop sakura!
Nm6nm6 fuck!
nine-tail's-loser-host has logged out cuz hes unconscious!
porn-reading-perv: …
0hoh I-kill-u: …
Undies-on-my-head: …..
wat-a-drag: …..
Sasuke's slut: =)
gay-emo-ninja:"giggles"
Everyone: Y are u giggling!
gay-emo-ninja:cuz im the one who changed the names =)
Everyone: =0
nine-tail's-loser-host: U Bastard
Everyone: I thought he logged out
nine-tail's-loser-host: Im a ninja u guys didn't see me logg back in cuz im awesome!
gay-emo-ninja:hows the head "smirk"
nine-tail's-loser-host: handsome as always thx for asking
gay-emo-ninja:loser
porn-reading-perv: Boys behave! Btw Sasuke?
gay-emo-ninja:Hm?
porn-reading-perv: y me? Really am I that much of a perv?
gay-emo-ninja:…
wat-a-drag: I think so
porn-reading-perv: shikamaru how could u!
0hoh I-kill-u: I agree he flirts with temari all the time its creepy ur like 30 something
right.
Undies-on-my-head: yeah and he always reads that porno!
porn-reading-perv: all the stuff I did for u guys! im leaving
Everyone: =0
porn-reading-perv has logged out to find hinata.
nine-tail's-loser-host: Weres hinata!
nine-tail's-sexy-gf: im right here!
Everyone: =O
nine-tail's-loser-host: Hinata I missed u!
nine-tail's-sexy-gf: "faints"
0hoh I-kill-u: geesh I wonder wat she does wen they have sex? Huh Naruto does she pass out
Everyone: =O
nine-tail's-loser-host: Yeah she faint at how good I am!
nine-tail's-sexy-gf: "blushes then faints"
Undies-on-my-head: When did u guys have sex
nine-tail's-loser-host: we havent I was messing around. Why did she faint?
Sasuke's slut: Mabye cuz she wants to -
nine-tail's-loser-host: *girlish scream* "Blush"
gay-emo-ninja:Wat a loser he hasn't had sex yet. "snickers"
Everyone: "snickers"
nine-tail's-loser-host: yeah I have!
nine-tail's-sexy-gf: what with who! U said u were going to wait for me!
nine-tail's-loser-host: No I was kidding. "wispers I wanted to impress the guys!"
gay-emo-ninja:Loser "snickers"
I-live- in-naruto: Can u be quiet im trying to sleep!
Everyone: Is that who I think that is!
I-live- in-naruto: GRRR!
Everyone: "Screams" "soils pants"
Everyone except Naruto logged off and went to change their pants.
nine-tail's-loser-host: Im not afraid of you!
I-live- in-naruto: Is that hinata falling of a cliff!
nine-tail's-loser-host: Were? ill save u my love!
nine-tail's-loser-host logs off.
I-live- in-naruto: finally!
I-live- in-naruto has logged off.
Review plz! I don't reject hate mail! And suggestions are welcome.