You know that weird song about the guy singing about how high he was? Well, I wrote this when I was sleepy and on allegy meds. That's just as bad. I don't own Rhyno (I haven't found a big enough jar yet) but until the day I do, WWFE and their nice lawyers own him. Please don't sue. I blame my sister for this, because she lost her tooth and I got this evil mental picture of Rhyno in a tutu and I couldn't get it out! Please Review (or Flame me...whichever)
I am Rhyno the Tooth Fairy. I am part time Tooth Fairy. All time Man Beast. It is a hard job... but I get to wear a pink tutu so it's all good. Some days I let my friends Edge and Christian tag along, but they're usually to busy playing with each others hair to help. So mostly I work alone. I like being alone. Some days I fly around and twirl because my tutu makes such pretty colors when I spin. Wheee! Let's see. Where I'm I going today? To StOnE CoLd SaRaH's house, lover of Ravens, Tests, blond Canadians, Southern Daredevils, and Man Beasts. Hey! This sounds like a cool place! I'll just use my magical wand. See it says "magic wand" on it! And I'll get inside to this girls room. Ooh. She's very pretty. I don't want to disturb her. I'll be quiet. She needs her beauty sleep. "I've got you now!" I hear a voice say. Ah! She's trapped me in a jar! "Mwahaha! Now you'll be mine forever! Ahahahahahaha!" The jar is pretty cozy. And that annoying Essa Rios guy has stopped following me around. I like it here. And every day I'm good, Goddess Sarah (as she likes to be called) puts another air hole into my jar! Yay! I'll be extra good today!
I am Rhyno the Tooth Fairy. I am part time Tooth Fairy. All time Man Beast. It is a hard job... but I get to wear a pink tutu so it's all good. Some days I let my friends Edge and Christian tag along, but they're usually to busy playing with each others hair to help. So mostly I work alone. I like being alone. Some days I fly around and twirl because my tutu makes such pretty colors when I spin. Wheee! Let's see. Where I'm I going today? To StOnE CoLd SaRaH's house, lover of Ravens, Tests, blond Canadians, Southern Daredevils, and Man Beasts. Hey! This sounds like a cool place! I'll just use my magical wand. See it says "magic wand" on it! And I'll get inside to this girls room. Ooh. She's very pretty. I don't want to disturb her. I'll be quiet. She needs her beauty sleep. "I've got you now!" I hear a voice say. Ah! She's trapped me in a jar! "Mwahaha! Now you'll be mine forever! Ahahahahahaha!" The jar is pretty cozy. And that annoying Essa Rios guy has stopped following me around. I like it here. And every day I'm good, Goddess Sarah (as she likes to be called) puts another air hole into my jar! Yay! I'll be extra good today!