Disclaimer: Hey guess what I don't own iCarly bet you're shocked now. I don't own the song escape either.
iLike Piña Colada's
It had been such along time since Freddie had seen anybody. On a date that is, he hadn't become a hermit. He went to his Laptop and did what any techno whiz bachelor would have done. Online dating. It was perfect for Freddie, a combination of the two things he likes, the internet and meeting girls. So after the he took the long, tedious, pointless, time consuming, obnoxious personality test he looked for a match. There were 52. He chuckled at all the people he was assumedly compatibly with. He scrolled down and read a few profiles but none really stood out except one. It was: If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. If you're NOT into yoga. If you have a brain. If you like making love at midnight and eating cake. Then I'm the one that you've looked for." Freddie felt an odd bond with this person. Whom he had never seen and apparently liked to eat cake. So he wrote back He did think it was good but it was: Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food. I prefer champagne" The person wrote back to him the next day: I like champagne as well. Do you like ham and have you ever done yoga? He thought about for a day then wrote to her: Yes I like ham. I took yoga once with my Mom. I hated it. What movies do you like? The response: I like action movies! Especially one that used to be comic books. And you? Freddie was embarrassed but he wrote: I like romantic comedies. Favorite color? She didn't answer for two days. Did I scare her off?' He panicked, But sure enough the next day :I like red. Want to go to a Romantic comedy tomorrow? Freddie ran around his house in delight: Of Course!!
Good she wrote Meet at eight I'll be wearing a red hat. When he got there he was super nervous. And when she walked in the place. He new her smile in an instant the curve of her face. Her blonde hair was under a red messenger hat. "SAM?!"
"Do you want to see that movie or what dork" she said but smiled. Freddie smiled to
"I never knew you liked piña coladas."