PART ONE
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One day Arnold and Gerald were walking to school when Helga ran up and canned Arnold.
Helga: Ha, ha football head!
Arnold got out of the trash can: Man what's her deal?
Gerald: Dunno man but you smell like rotten anchovies.
Arnold: Gee thanks!
Gerald: That was not a compliment.
Arnold: Oh. Well I took it as one.
Rondah comes running up: FASHION POLICE!!
Gerald: Whaaa?
Rondah: Arnold when are you gonna change that kilt? It must be pretty smelly by now after all the years of non-stop wearing of the kilt.
Arnold: It's not a kilt it's a shirt.
Rondah: Whatever. Arnold that big red shack you live in is like well old.
Rondah runs away.
`school in Mr. Simmons' classroom`
Mr. Simmons: Okay today we are going to find the special selves within.
Helga: Yeah Simmons, just go on with it.
Mr. Simmons: Helga stand in the special corner and find your special self within!
Helga: Yeah, why don't you?
Mr. Simmons: Well special Helga whatever do you mean?
Helga: GO!!!!
Mr. Simmons: Well alright special Helga.
Mr. Simmons goes and stands in the corner to find the special self within himself.
Curly: PARTY!!!!
Arnold: No we have to be considerate of Mr. Simmons' feelings.
Helga: Oh can it granola boy.
Arnold: Helga why do you have to be so mean?
Helga: Just shows what you know football head.
Gerald: Yo man take a stand, be productive!
Arnold: Ger just-
Gerald runs to Mr. Simmons: What's productive mean?
Mr. Simmons explains.
Helga: Yo Gerald go be productive and get a dictionary!
Gerald: Oh well too late!
`after school`
Helga: Yo Geraldo have you looked up any good words lately?
Gerald: I dunno how will you teach me?
Helga: Go learn it on something called the internet.
Gerald: I dunno how to use that either.
Helga: Well LEARN!!
Helga:(To Arnold)Arnoldo meet me at that store called Don's I have some business to handle there.
Arnold: Ok.
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