Chapter 1
Once a time thar lived king and queen. And they had babby.
The babby was cute as a babby and grew up into a man, who was handsome.
He was so handsom all the gurls wanted him.
But then he broke ther hearts becuz he is gay.
He wasn't alwiz gay tho.
At first he thot he liek girls becuz he liek dem they smile becuz they pretyy wehn smiling.
Until his eighteeth birthday, the king and quieen threw him party.
And during his party he found his true love, who is only a poor (but still really hansome cute) boy.
The boy's name ist Alfred.
Arthur saw him and knew he was the One.