WEE! I saw other people doing talk shows, so I wanna do one too! *runs in
circles* Bah! I HAVE to stop doing that! *spins in circles* much better!
But anyway, even though I wanna do a talk show, I won't! Instead we'll do
the... YYH DATING GAME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ( - evil laughter.) I don't own
anything from yyh, so on with the show!
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There is a giant stage. It has pink sparkles and stuff all over it. There are about 558 onis running around doing things.
Me: *is wearing a pink, poofy dress* What the heck am I wearing?!
Random oni: Don't you like it?
Me: NO!
Random oni: We thought you should blend in with the set. *points to the sparkly-things*
Me: I REFUSE to wear this!
Random Oni: Fine! Where whatever the heck you want! *bursts into tears and runs off*
Me: O.o I planned to! *tears off pink dress*
Onis: *stare at me*
Me: *realizes I'm standing there in undergarments* Erm, DON'T LOOK YOU SICK, SICK FREAKS!!!
Onis: *don't look*
Me: *runs backstage to put on the same outfit Kurama wore in the second YYH movie*
Me: *comes back*
Hiei: *walks out from backstage* MIRAI!!!!
Me: Hmm? What is it Hiei?
Hiei: I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: Why? *looks innocent*
Hiei: Why am I here?!
Me: Uhh.. ice cream party?
Hiei: *goes chibi*SWEET SNOW!
Minna-san: O.o
Me: Hiei, I was kidding.
Hiei: *unchibi-fies* I will MURDER you!
Me: ...
Hiei: *pulls out katana*
Me: MEEP!!!
Hiei: 'meep'?
Me: The show is about to start!
Hiei: Show?
Me: Yeah! My TV show!
Hiei: *chibi-fies* Can I be on it?!
Me: Erm, sure?
Hiei: YAY! I mean. *un-chibi-fies* *cough* Uh, Cool.
Me: O.o
Hiei: So, what am I gonna do?
Me: Wait backstage!
Hiei: Hey!
Me: You'll be the main dude on the show! I promise!
Hiei: *grins and runs backstage*
Me: O.o'
Oni: It's time!
Me: Cue the music!
*Some cheesy music starts playing and all of a sudden we have an audience. I run to my little chair. Multi-colored lights flash around the stage. They flash on three chairs where the contestants will sit. It finally flashes on me*
Announcer dude: The Yu Yu Hakusho Dating Game! With your *pauses* *whispers* am I supposed to read this garbage?! *resumes announcer voice* With your host, Mirai-chan! The fabulous, beautiful, perfect, amazing, wonderful, gorgeous, neko youkai!
Me: *to audience* Welcome to the Yu Yu Hakusho Dating Game! Let's meet the lovely ladies that have the chance to go out on a date with our fine bachelor! Contestant number one!
*a girl walks out. She is wearing the pink poofy dress that I discarded earlier and she has BRIGHT pink hair, and green eyes. She's also 3 feet tall*
Me: Meet Callie! She enjoys Ice cream, candy, and sugar! Let's hear it for Callie!
Audience: O.o *claps*
Callie: *sits down*
Me: would you like to say something Callie?
Callie: *takes deep breath* IReallyreallylikesugerIwastoldIcouldhavesugarifIcameonthisshowsoIwantitnow!
Minna-san: Huh? O.o
Callie: *grins*
Me: riiight.
Callie: ILIKEPLAYINGWITHFIRE!
Me: *ignores her* Anyway, Contestant number two!
*a skinny boy walks in. he has a creepy grin on his face. He has thin, stringy, light brown hair that clings to his head and thick glasses. He also has acne problems. He looks about 13*
Me: Meet Jimmy! Wait. you're a guy. *shrug* oh well! Jimmy, uh, he likes pie? O.o Let's hear it for Jimmy!
Audience: ....
Jimmy: *sits down* Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Me: Uh, Jimmy, would you like to say something?
Jimmy: Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Me: *scoots chair away* Riiight.. And let's get it over with. Contestant number three! Come on out!
*a teenage girl walks out. She has short brown hair and brown eyes. Nothing special about her.*
Me: Meet Sara! Sara likes schoolwork and chocolate! Let's hear it for Sara!
Audience: *has left*
Me: -_-'
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Who will get the date with Hiei? (I bet you'll never guess!) Until next time!
Love and kisses to Kurama! - Mirai-chan the neko
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
There is a giant stage. It has pink sparkles and stuff all over it. There are about 558 onis running around doing things.
Me: *is wearing a pink, poofy dress* What the heck am I wearing?!
Random oni: Don't you like it?
Me: NO!
Random oni: We thought you should blend in with the set. *points to the sparkly-things*
Me: I REFUSE to wear this!
Random Oni: Fine! Where whatever the heck you want! *bursts into tears and runs off*
Me: O.o I planned to! *tears off pink dress*
Onis: *stare at me*
Me: *realizes I'm standing there in undergarments* Erm, DON'T LOOK YOU SICK, SICK FREAKS!!!
Onis: *don't look*
Me: *runs backstage to put on the same outfit Kurama wore in the second YYH movie*
Me: *comes back*
Hiei: *walks out from backstage* MIRAI!!!!
Me: Hmm? What is it Hiei?
Hiei: I WILL KILL YOU!
Me: Why? *looks innocent*
Hiei: Why am I here?!
Me: Uhh.. ice cream party?
Hiei: *goes chibi*SWEET SNOW!
Minna-san: O.o
Me: Hiei, I was kidding.
Hiei: *unchibi-fies* I will MURDER you!
Me: ...
Hiei: *pulls out katana*
Me: MEEP!!!
Hiei: 'meep'?
Me: The show is about to start!
Hiei: Show?
Me: Yeah! My TV show!
Hiei: *chibi-fies* Can I be on it?!
Me: Erm, sure?
Hiei: YAY! I mean. *un-chibi-fies* *cough* Uh, Cool.
Me: O.o
Hiei: So, what am I gonna do?
Me: Wait backstage!
Hiei: Hey!
Me: You'll be the main dude on the show! I promise!
Hiei: *grins and runs backstage*
Me: O.o'
Oni: It's time!
Me: Cue the music!
*Some cheesy music starts playing and all of a sudden we have an audience. I run to my little chair. Multi-colored lights flash around the stage. They flash on three chairs where the contestants will sit. It finally flashes on me*
Announcer dude: The Yu Yu Hakusho Dating Game! With your *pauses* *whispers* am I supposed to read this garbage?! *resumes announcer voice* With your host, Mirai-chan! The fabulous, beautiful, perfect, amazing, wonderful, gorgeous, neko youkai!
Me: *to audience* Welcome to the Yu Yu Hakusho Dating Game! Let's meet the lovely ladies that have the chance to go out on a date with our fine bachelor! Contestant number one!
*a girl walks out. She is wearing the pink poofy dress that I discarded earlier and she has BRIGHT pink hair, and green eyes. She's also 3 feet tall*
Me: Meet Callie! She enjoys Ice cream, candy, and sugar! Let's hear it for Callie!
Audience: O.o *claps*
Callie: *sits down*
Me: would you like to say something Callie?
Callie: *takes deep breath* IReallyreallylikesugerIwastoldIcouldhavesugarifIcameonthisshowsoIwantitnow!
Minna-san: Huh? O.o
Callie: *grins*
Me: riiight.
Callie: ILIKEPLAYINGWITHFIRE!
Me: *ignores her* Anyway, Contestant number two!
*a skinny boy walks in. he has a creepy grin on his face. He has thin, stringy, light brown hair that clings to his head and thick glasses. He also has acne problems. He looks about 13*
Me: Meet Jimmy! Wait. you're a guy. *shrug* oh well! Jimmy, uh, he likes pie? O.o Let's hear it for Jimmy!
Audience: ....
Jimmy: *sits down* Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Me: Uh, Jimmy, would you like to say something?
Jimmy: Hi! I'm Jimmy! *creepy grin*
Me: *scoots chair away* Riiight.. And let's get it over with. Contestant number three! Come on out!
*a teenage girl walks out. She has short brown hair and brown eyes. Nothing special about her.*
Me: Meet Sara! Sara likes schoolwork and chocolate! Let's hear it for Sara!
Audience: *has left*
Me: -_-'
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Who will get the date with Hiei? (I bet you'll never guess!) Until next time!
Love and kisses to Kurama! - Mirai-chan the neko