Pinball Wizard A MUSICAL PARODY
This is completely and totally inspired and based on Madd Spammer's Fic "Pinball Wizard"!!! READ HER FIC! THIS IS A COMPANION PIECE FOR HER FIC! READ THE FRIKIN THING! DON'T GET ME IN TROUBLE !
Of couse this goes to the tune of pinball wizard, so if you are lost, go to the video store, rent the Who's Tommy, and watch it!
OR, at least read the fic it's based on. Thank you. ;p
*Hermione*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ever since I was a young girl
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton,
I must have played them all.
But I wasn't ever like him
I could never win it all
The odds were stacked against me
Dad played a mean pinball
*Ron*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She stood concentrating,
Her hands on the machine.
Screaming at the message
she sounded pretty mean.
I couldn't understand her!
It made no sense at all!
My smart, uptight, good witch,
Plays the muggle pinball!
* Arthur & Ron*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* Arthur* She's a pinball wizard!
*Ron*Your singing makes me twitch!
* Arthur* A pinball wizard!
*Ron* No she's a pinball witch!
*Arthur* How do you think she does it??
*Ron* I don't know !
*Arthur* Is this score real good ?
*Arthur*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's with those loud distractions?
Why are there buzzers and bells?
Those lights are really flashing?
How can she play this well?
What is this thing 'replay'?
What caused the thing to call
Shoot the ramp what's that mean?
Herm plays muggle pinball!
*Ron*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is the point
of a pooly table thing
when pinball playing
makes us begin to sing!?!?
* Arthur & Ron*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Arthur* How do you think she does it?
*Ron* I don't know !
*Arthur* Is this score real good ?
*Hermione* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Even at my favourite table
Dad could beat my best
I was just a kid then
I never stopped to rest
He had perfect flipper fingers,
my hands were much too small.
But how I loved to play him
Dad taught me to pinball!
*All At same time~ Ron and Arthur sing whats in ( )~~~
Even at my (her) favourite table
Dad could beat my (her) best
I (she) was just a kid then
I (she) never stopped to rest
He had perfect flipper fingers
my (her) hands were much too small
but how I (she) loved to play him
Dad Played ( Herm plays) a mean pinball!
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Pinball Wizard music and lyrics by Pete Townshend ©1969, 1993 Fabulous Music Ltd.
All of Harry Potterdom belongs to JK Rowling.
Muchos gracias to Mad Spammer for inspiring me with her awesome contagious muse!