1: Fucking with Akashi

Lo and behold, the miraculous day has finally come: the marriage of Akashi Seijuro and Kuroko Tetsuya. Up at the altar stands two gay men, both dashing and dazzling. Somewhere in the audience, Kise sniffles and dabs his tears away with a napkin. Aomine's watching with a fiery intensity, both eyes glued to Kuroko.

The officiant does his role, asking Akashi first. To which, Akashi collectively and coolly answers with a firm yes.

"Do you, Kuroko Tetsuya, take Akashi Seijuro, to be your wedded husband and..."

Kuroko can spot Aomine from the corner of his eyes.

"I do," Kuroko says. "Or do I?"

Cue the hushed chattering and tiny gasps amongst the guests. Kuroko turns to look at Aomine, smugly quirking up one side of his lips. Meanwhile, Akashi's staring at Kuroko with horror-filled, wide eyes. Inside, he's running around with his head in his hands, shouting, "What the fuck? Are you fucking serious Tetsuya?"

After dating and proposing and actually really looking forward to this day, THIS is what he gets? A confused, wishy-washy Kuroko? The hell is going on!

Akashi follows kuroko's stare, only to find it lingering on Aomine. Akashi's a serious man and he's pretty quick to catch on to things. If Kuroko's looking at Aomine, it's a definite answer that Aomine is somehow involved. The moment Kuroko focuses his attention back to the panic-stricken Akashi and the confused officiant, Kuroko clarifies and puts to rest the problem. "Excuse my humor. I do."

The officiant, skeptical, leans in closer to Kuroko. "What do you mean by 'I do'? That could mean anything. You could be saying, 'Yes, I do take vanilla milkshake as my lover'."

Kuroko holds back a laugh. "Sir, given our context, you should know what I mean ."

Akashi doesn't hold back his laser beam stare. He chides, a sinister tone laced beneath that sweet voice, "Oh Tetsuya what strange humor you have."

Kuroko bows his head apologetically. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to terrify you. Well, I did mean to make your heart drop, but only temporarily. Aomine-kun said something about Akashi-kun not being afraid of anything and I, knowing you very well, had to prove him wrong. By all means though, this doesn't accurately reflect my love for you. Of course, I take you to be my husband, through life and death, and-"

Akashi's already lip locking Kuroko. He pulls his lips to a hover right next to Kuroko's ear, whispering, "You'll take me as your husband no matter what, Tetsuya. Am I right or am I right?"

With arms wrapped around Akashi's neck, Kuroko nods and smiles lovingly at him. Akashi flashes a wicked smile at Aomine while telling his husband, "Wonderful, Tetsuya, because I'm going to kill Daiki for making such a stupid bet with you, especially when he knew how much anticipation I had for today."

Kagami pats Aomine on the shoulder. "Cremated or casket?"

- Kuroko'll make your heart drop,

no worries, it's only temporary-

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- Akashi'll make your heart [beat] drop,

no worries, it's only permanent-

A/N: one does not simply fuck with akashi without getting some form of a repercussion ;P