Hello everyone! I decided there weren't enough DxP stories on this site soooooo... Imma make some! This one is my first so don't be mean! Lol Review if you want more chapters! :D Thanks everyone!
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Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeed!
Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz paced around his 'secret evil lair' that was in plain sight for all to see. He was sick and tired of his nemesis Perry the Platypus (A.k.a Agent P) busting in through his window or the door or the wall to ruin his 'evil scheme' and whoop his arse into next Tuesday! Perry was always one step ahead! Always! He paced in his anger muttering to himself. Was there nothing he could do to stop him? The problem was that Perry the Platypus had no weaknesses, no fears, no nothing!... that he knew of.
Doofensmirtz Pov.
"Hmmm... come to think of it, I never came to think of it! Does Perry the Platypus have a weakness? Ooohoohoo! This could be just what I have been missing! Bwahaaahahaha! *Cough* Ehe... yeah. But, but ,but! Where do I start? What do I do? How can I...! That's it! This will surely be the way to find his weakness! Bwahahahaaa!"
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Suburban back yard in Danville
Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher sat underneath the big oak tree in their backyard with their pet Semi-aquatic egg laying mammal Perry. The young red haired boy looked to his step brother who was calmly stroking Perry while reading a book. "Ah, what to do? What to do? Any plans Ferb?" The young green haired british boy shook his head. He was never much for talking. "What about you Perry? Bursting with any ideas?" The aqua green mammal blinked and made his teeth chattering noise. "Garrrrr." He looked out of the corner of his eye and watched his owners. He only needed them to look away for one second! Then he could make his escape. As you probably know, Perry is no ordinary Platypus. He works for an agency that turns animals into secret agents. The call him Agent P for short, but of course a mindless house pet is his cover. "PHINEAS! FERB! HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING SO I CAN BUST YOU!" A tall orange haired teen poked her head out of the upstairs window. "Oh hi Candice!" There big sister Candice was always trying to bust them, but as soon as she dragged their mom home, whatever was there had vanished mysteriously. "Hey Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!" Phineas exclaimed. "Oh finally! Hey, where's Perry?" Candice looked around from her window. Phineas raised his eye brow. That was usually his line.
Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba!
Perry slunk alongside the house and whipped out his fandora from no where. He tapped on the side panel of the house and was flipped around into a long tube. He slid down, and landed perfectly in his chair in front of a giant screen.
Perry's Pov.
I waited unimpressed in front of the screen for Major Monogram and Carl to give me my... mission. Once again Doofensmirtz would make an 'evil plan' involving some kind of 'inator.' And once again I would blow it up and thwart his plan, and probably ruff him up a bit as well. As bored as I had become with the mad scientists back stories and pathetic plots... I felt something. Something I couldn't explain, but instead treated it as hate. "Er hem! Agent P! Are you with us?" I looked up and noticed Major M had been there waiting for me. I nodded quickly and waited. "Agent P, it's Doofensmirtz again. We really don't know what he is up to, but we know it's nothing good! Good luck Agent P!" I saluted as the screen blacked out. "Hmph, what could it possibly be this time? A ray that turns water into sand because his mother never let him swim in public pools?" I chuckled at the memory of that backstory. It was so pointless! But never the less it was I mission! I hopped into my hover jet and flew off towards towards...
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Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeed! - Doofensmirtz Pov.
"Hmm, it looks ready to me. Heh heh I wonder why I didn't think of this sooner! All it needed was some reinforcements and..." *CRASH* I turned around to see Perry at the... well, the once was, door. "Ah! Perry the Platypus. How completely expected!"I walked away calmly and smirked as his expression went from serious to confused. I went to the window and looked out. He would fall into the trap on his own. "Isn't it a nice day?"
Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeed! - Perry's Pov.
"What is he playing at? The weather? Isn't he up to something evil? Where's the evil monologue? Where's the inator! ... What is going on here?" I walked up behind him and stared curiously, but he just continued to look out the window. "Hmm.. I guess I'll just leave then." I walked towards the broken down door. Just as I had reached it, he spun around.
Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeed! - Doofensmirtz Pov.
"What what what? Where are you going?" Seriously where is he going? He's supposed to fall into my trap! Oh think Heinz think! "Perry the Platypus come here! Please?" He rolled his eyes and walked towards me. He stopped in front of me and crossed his arms as if to say: "What the hell do you want now?" Okay, nows my chance! "Perry, my evil invention is behind that wall riiiight there!" He looked at the wall. "Yes, yes the wall by the window what else! Sheesh!" I looked away like I was annoyed and watched him walk towards the trap.
Doofensmirtz evil incorporateeeeed! - Perry's Pov.
I walked towards the wall with no suspicion what so ever. I thought his invention was there like he said and nothing more. Boy is he dumb, just giving me the location so I can destroy his invention and go-*CLANK* home?" I looked down and saw my arms, legs and tail were restrained by some sort of metal. "Oh brother. Haven't we done this before? I can easily get out of this just like last time." Right as I was about to move, my head felt lighter. He had taken my hat. "And now this!" He reached down and took my watch. "Wa ha! Without your equipment no have no tech-y stuff!" I looked at him with squinted eyes. He put his hand on the back of his head. "Ehe, yeah. That did sound kinda dumb didn't it?" He turned on his heel and walked out of the room. I continued to struggle. There was nothing within reach, nothing I could press, nothing I could use. I was in deep trouble. At that moment Doofensmirtz poked his head back in the room and cocked his head slightly. "Oh and Perry the Platypus?" He lowered his head and squinted his eyes. A dark shadow appeared over his face. A truly sinister look, I gulped. "Prepare your self. You will not be happy about what will happen here today." With that he left and I gulped again... What was he gonna do to me?
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