Disclaimer: I do not own naruto.

A/n: I officially got my myspace to look really nice and smexy! Oh and I'm sugar high on sugar-free gum. Oocness and slight lime or lemon...or whatever it's called.

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Pout

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Sasuke had always found himself in the most awkward relationships. First off was Sakura. She was a wee bit possessive and clingy. Other wise, a very nice person.

Naruto. He was blonde, fun and never thought ahead. They never considered 'hanging out' as dating until they had sex for the first time and by that, they had broke up a day later. But they remained friends till the very end of their lives.

Then there was that red headed Gaara. Sasuke was never to speak of that relationship ever again. No, really. Ever. Again.

Next there was Kiba and Temari. Both too rowdy for Sasuke's taste. It was either sand or dog food for lunch.

Later, Sasuke had tried Ino for once. The whole 'Sakura' thing had repeated itself.

And then there was Neji.

Sasuke had thought Neji was this bad ass snob with pretty brunette hair. So, he had decided to ask the genius out for the hell of it since he was too damn sure that the date would suck anyways. But, he had discovered that Neji wasn't such a bad person nor was he an asshole. The Hyuuga was quite nice and was somewhat childish. A very sweet demure(in some cases), and slightly spoiled.

Well actually, Neji had became spoiled after a while Sasuke and him had dated. Neji was well tamed before dating Sasuke.

The brunette was too damn cute for Sasuke to ignore.

"But Sasuke-kuuuuun!!" Neji had whined. He batted his long eye lashes showing more of the all known pale eyes of the notorious Hyuuga clan. Using it for most of the wrong reasons...

The Uchiha twitched.

Neji had his legs in a 'w' formation, while wearing a very kinky French maid outfit. It was inappropriately short, showing more than needed, with lace all around the dress and puffed up sleeves. There were thin black straps attached to his 'knee highs' crawling all the way under the dress. Perfect with glossy stiletto heels. To complete the whole outfit. A little maids hat with his hair in a high pony tail that trailed down to his ass to complement the appearance.

"Please, I just want a little bit! Just a wee bit of here and there I promise!"

A kiss or two...or more...

Sasuke could see the little bugger pout his damn lower lip. It was full and pinked to perfection, with a soft looking touch. They were so damn kissable right now, he could've swore he could just take a little taste. Just a bit, promise.

"Neji…I can't…" Sasuke tried to be one with his body, but the body was winning, and fast.

He stared at the aristocratic beauty until he could contain no more. Selfishly pinning the Hyuuga to the ground, he began to kiss the forsaken lips, quickly bruising them after just one harsh suck of the lower lip. He could feel something rising down south, for the both of them as he began to grind himself into the pale skinned Hyuuga who all but did, smirk and let out a soft moan. Sasuke quickly trailed down to Neji's collar bone, giving hot kisses and later hickeys. His hands traveled everywhere, trying to get the Hyuuga out of the damn dress, as well as, getting his own pants off. He could feel throbs and heat as grind his own with Neji's. The process of course, repeated for quite a while.

Frantic movements of removing clothing, and a share of sinful noises. Neighbors could hear the two lovers fucking into a bliss, giving even the common married man something to get hot about. The elderly owner of the apartment, just one floor above Sasuke, had even tuned in to the noise, while others from a afar, held their binoculars from their windows. Watching the whole event.

Pure entertainment.

Sasuke knew he had lost the bet with Naruto that he couldn't help himself if his lover is in a maid uniform asking for some. And he new that by tomorrow, every neighbor that lived in his compound would ask how much of a good time he had given his own boyfriend. Referencing from how loud Neji could be during sex.

Fin.

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I had to reload this because I found so much errors in this crappy piece I had to changed somethings. Tell me, should I make this into a little drabble?(Like, continue it?) Tell me in the review.