Alternate ending

By: Buyokitty and Celleste

Authors note: This story is based off of the ending of the Pok'emon Diamond and Pearl game for the DS. The characters name has been changed from the name my friend gave her to Dawn for the purpose of this fan fiction.

At the Pok'emon league, Dawn had just defeated the Elite Four and Cynthia and Prof. Rowan were logging into the computer and entering Dawn's info when Gary Oak walked in and asked

"Hey, where's grandpa?

"We ate him" replied Prof. Rowan.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!" Gary said franticly

"Not all of him," replied Cynthia "we saved some for winter."

"I shall exact my revenge!!!!" screams Gary

"Go Nitoking!!!!"

"King" growls Nitoking

"Here boy." Whistles Prof. Rowan, as he threw Nitoking an arm, which he starts to chew on.

Scene cuts to Dawn riding her bike as the credits roll. Dawn's bike randomly hits a rock and she flies off her bike. As she lies there, her bike bursts into flames and someone drags her body away and all that is left is her shoes.

Well, I hope everyone enjoyed this stupid attempt at humor.

Remember: Buffalo!