I don't own any Harry Potter characters but these mad rhymin' skillz are mine, yo.
A/N – To truly get at the deeper meaning of this poem you should lay down some mad beats in your head and then read.
Yo bitch in da hood
Let me look at yo' ass
I like girls like you
That ain't got no class
Let me rip off your clothes
And throw 'em in the trash
I'll treat you like my ho
And ask for some cash
Every day and every night
I wanna bend you over
We can do it doggy style
Just call me rover
I'll slap your ass
Then you can smack my monkey
We'll get real wild
And get real funky
We can add a third person in there
Maybe your cat
Then get some chocolate sauce
What you think of dat?
I hope you're up for some bestiality
Cause, guess what bitch!
It's my speciality