All They Want for Christmas

Disclaimer: I don't own RENT. If I did, it would be a lot less depressing! oh, and I don't own Christmas either, or fangirls!

Summary: The Bohos discuss what they want for Christmas, madness ensues.

Christmas was coming and our favorite bohemians were preparing. "So, Honeybear," Joanne asked Maureen, "What do you want for Christmas?"

The drama queen's eyes lit up. "I want an ipod, and a razor phone, and..."

"Umm sorry I asked!" said the lawyer, cutting her off.

"But Pookie!" whined Maureen.

"You asked!"

Mark, overhearing the conversation, decided to add to it. "I want a hot plate!" he said excitedly.

"Um, righhhht," said Joanne looking at him weirdly.

"Well," added Roger, "All I want is these damn fangirls to leave me alone! Shoo, shoo!" he shouted to a bunch of fangirls that randomly entered the loft.

"Ahhh he seen us!" squealed the fangirls as they ran out giggling. The Bohos cringed.

Then there was a knock on the door and Collins and Angel entered the loft. "Hey bitches!" yelled Collins.

"Hey Collins," said everyone in unison.

"What's the goin's on?" asked Collins.

"We were just discussing what we wanted for Christmas," answered Maureen.

" Oooh, sounds fun!" squealed Angel . "I could use some more makeup! What do you want sweetie?" she asked Collins.

"That's easy. Stoli of course!" Everyone laughed and rolled their eyes. "But I think I already have what I really want, " added Collins looking toward Angel.

"Oh,Thomas!" said angel with delight. You're so sweet!" and she kissed Collins gently on the cheek eliciting "Awwwes" from everyone, strangely including Mark and Roger.

Then, in ran Mimi. "Hey, Meems," Roger greeted his girlfriend. " What's up?"

"Just fought off some fangirls," she answered and everyone shuttered at the mere mention of the word.

" So what do you want for Christmas, Mimi?" asked Roger.

"For these fangirls to leave my boyfriend the hell alone!" Mimi huffed. "You hear that bitches!" Mimi shouted out the window, "Roger's mine! So keep your underaged hands off him!" The fangirls looked up at Mimi and hissed. Mimi hissed back and the fangirls ran away whimpering "Well that takes care of them" said Mimi.

"Thanks so much " said Roger gratefully as he leaned in to kiss Mimi.

"You know," observed Angel, "I think we already the best present ever."

"What's that?" asked Maureen.

Angel smiled "Each other, Sugar."

The End!