(A/N: ...I wish I owned South Park, but I don't. I own Addison, though.)

"KENNYDAMMITGETUP!!!" The shrill screech of his mother's voice woke Kenny up with a jolt. "GET DRESSED!!!" Kenny blinked, rubbing his eyes, his sandy blonde hair knotted and sticking up everywhere, more than slightly resembling Tweek's. Pulling his Orange Hoodie over his head, he winced. u "GodDAMMIT bitch! Your worthless!" Slap. "WORHTLESS!" Another slap, as he heard his mother shriek, as every cruse word in the book was spewing out of his parent's mouth. His mother punched his father in the face. Kenny grabbed his backpack, soemthing he had found in a back alleyway. "DAMMIT STOP FIGHTING!!!" he shouted, turning around and walking out the door, hearing a faint "HUH??KENNY TAKE OFF THTA DAMN HOOD", coming to the busstop. There were the people he had known for almost all of his life. Stan Marsh, his dark hair was covering up his right eye which meant he would probably get another "emokid" cough from Mr. Garrison, which Mr. Garrison was notorious for. His grey-blue eyes were staring straight ahead at nothing, as he had always done. He wore a gray jacket,black teeshirt, and jeans. He was about the most normal one there. And Kenny knew that. Although he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, Stan was compassionate, and was always there for a friend. Then, there was Kyle. Even after all these years, Kyle still wore his green hat. His curly auburn hair was spilling out a bit from the cap. Kyle wore a dark green tee-shirt with a black lightning bolt on the front, and jeans. Kyle also didn't change much, he still was extremely intelligent, and still had those prob lems with his anger issues. Oh, and his mom was still a bitch. There was Cartman. He was short, and..well, fat. His blubber had spread not just from his brain, but to his...everywhere! It had always been that way, but it was like he was about to pop, like a baloon being stepped on. His stomach was about as big as his ego, and you know whatr that means! He smirked smugly at Kenny, and said a simple "Yo, poorass." Poorass, the most retarded name ever. Cartman wore a yellow jacket and jeans, and he was not too happy about it. Clothes that weren't cool, were the only ones that really fit cartman. And then, there was him, Kenny. He looked pretty much the same, besides the fact that he was taller than he used to be. They were all so normal, and so different. And yet they were such good frieends, excluding Cartman of course. The bus pulled out in front of them. "Fuck, dude, you almost missed the bus." Stan said, staring at Kenny as he walked up the steps.

"Mmmhmmhmmmphmphmp---" Kenny stopped himself, and loosened his hood. "Yeah, I noticed." Kenny still had those problems. With the speech being muffled thing adn all, sure, he didn't have a speech impediment like Jimmy, or TIMMEH, but all the same. The bus was cramped, and everyone was screaming such confusing prhases, kenny himself was confused. He looked out the window, and saw a girl running towards teh bus. "Wait!" She cried, as the bus-driver began to pull away. "Dammit!" she cursed, as she clung to the bus's door until it flung open. She walked in, walking down the isle. "Hey, is it okay if I sit here?" she asked Kenny. Kenny looked to her and shrugged. "Sure." The girl sat down, as Kenny examined her. She was pretty. Her hair hung to her shouders, and was the color of a hershey-bar. It was straight, and part of her hair went over her left eye, like an 'emo bang'. If her hair was black, Mr. Garrison would havce a field day with his emo couhg. Her eyes were blue, but they weren't any magical kind of blue. They were just a normal, pretty, blue. Subtle, but still pretty. He blinked several times, and then held out his hand. "Kenny." He said, introducing himself.

"Addison." The girl said, shaking his hand. "Are you new here?" He asked her.
"Yeah." She said,nodding. "I'm from Oaklahoma, but my mom got a job out here." Kenny nodded, and then there was silence. Really nothing more to say, was there?
"So...what class are you in?" asked Addison.

"Miss Goldwynn's." Kenyn said, flinching. "She is..."
"A bitch?" Addison said, smiling.

"How'd you know?" Kenny grinned.

"Just a guess.' Addison grinned. Addison blinked, and kenny returned the favor. "Dammit, I can't make conversation. Just proving what a retard I am." he said, staring at the ground. Addison smiled. "Your not a retard...at least...I don't think so." She said, blinking again. The bus screeched up towards South Park Middle School. "SUPPORT COWS!!!" A man dressed in a cow costume ran by, screaming. Addison blinked. "Does that happen a lot?"
"You have no idea." Kenny said flatly. Addison got up, grabbing her backpack and walking out of the bus. Kenny followed her. "What class are you in?" asked Kenny. Addison blinked. "Miss Goldwynn, same as you."
"Alright."
"I have to get to my locker."
"Bye, Addison."
"Bye, Kenny."
And that, my friends, was the beginning. It wasn't 'The Beginning of the end' nor the beginning of the begiinning.

It was just the begninning. Simple as that.