Naruto Answering Machine
These are those things you get when you call someone's house. They go like, "Hi this is Bob, leave a message after the beep." So if you ever call these peoples' houses', this is what you will get.
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Naruto: I'm the next Hokage! Believe it! Leave the ramen after the beep. BBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Sasuke: I am going to kill that bastard Itachi and my fan girls with my Chinese star. Sakura stop calling me!!!!! Leave a message after the gun shot.(gun shot)
Sakura: I love Sasuke!!!!!! If your not Sasuke, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! Call me Sasuke-kun. Leave a message after the kissing noise.(kissing noises)
Itachi: I will kill you all. Fear me. You are to weak little brother. You must learn to hate. Leave a message after the scream. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sasori: Art is everlasting, it never ends.( Deidara comes in with Sasori in the back round mumbling.) You can either wait for Sasori to stop talking or leave message after beep, un. BBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Deidara: Art is a bang, un. Leave a message after the exploding clay, un.(exploding clay)
Tobi: Deidara - sempi is my bestest friend. Leave a message after the yelling me(yelling tobi)
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that was all I could think of the moment, if you like then review so I can make more if you want. Also give me idea's about other characters. If you can think of crack parings then I will write a story about them.
Farewell
r&r