Calvin and Hobbes in:
Reality Show Mayhem
Chapter 1: The Remote That Wasn't a Remote
"Jeez, there's nothing on T.V. today" said Calvin.
"Yeah" said Hobbes.
"I've got an idea, we'll go get an "R" rated movie at CircleBreaker" (CircleBreaker is BlockBuster).
"Your mom won't like this" said Hobbes with fear in his voice.
"What she doesn't know won't hurt her" said Calvin with confidence.
So Calvin and Hobbes walked to CircleBreaker and decided to take a short cut.
"Calvin, I don't think this is such a good idea!" said Hobbes, apparently very frightened of dark alleys.
"Don't worry about it, there are only a few hundred kidnappings done in dark alleys" said Calvin.
"Oh, that's comforting" said Hobbes sarcastically.
"Glad I can comfort you good buddy" said Calvin.
Then they saw a box that started shaking and rumbling.
"OK, we can go now" said Hobbes beginning to walk away from the strange box.
"Hobbes, buddy, let's just open up the box, and find out what's inside, then we can go home and I'll make you your favorite tuna fish sandwich" said Calvin.
Calvin opened up the box and saw a white remote.
"It's just a T.V. remote" said Calvin.
Calvin grabbed the remote and a screen popped up and Calvin read out:
"Destination: Pick a Channel"
"Let's pick CBS." said Calvin.
"Show:" the words said on the T.V. remote"
"Ummmmmmmmmmm" said Calvin.
"GIVE ME THAT!" screamed Hobbes and he tried to swipe the remote out of Calvin's hands.
The remote went flying in the air and hit the ground with a thump.
"Good going" said Calvin, trying to make Hobbes feel bad.
"You have chose Survivor, as your show" said the remote.
"What the..."
There was a "ZAP" and there was a streak of purple that hit Calvin and Hobbes, sending them flying through the world of T.V.