The nativity play –Cullen style.

Stephanie Meyer owns all characters, so don't sue me.

CHAPTER ONE-

BPOV:

"...And so to end this school year, the school board have decided that to get us into that festive cheery mood, the school shall put on a production of the nativity play. All those interested in participating should sign the piece of paper, next to the gym"

At this sentence, a ripple of speech had broken out in the class,

"wow, you going to sign up?"

"I think I'll be a good Mary, don't you?"

"Wonder if they'll let me be the sheep..."

"Uh, excuse me I hadn't...oh forget it..." said Ms Peters, as she was cut off by the bell.

As I made my way out, I was met by Edward.

"Bet you heard every word of that, didn't you?"

"Yes. A nativity play, sounds fun"

"Huh" I scoffed.

He gave me one of those looks that you give to people who –Right there, and then –Have grown another head, turned green and have weird tentacle things coming out of your nose.

"First grade" I said.

"I was the sheep who had too much orange squash"

"Ah" he said, nodding his head sympathetically.

At that moment something little came hurtling towards me.

"Oh, Hi A..."

"No. Cant talk, got to go. Gym. No No NO! You cannot put the angel in Polyester! It has to be Muslin Silk! Pure Muslin Silk!!!"

Her tone of voice got more and more exasperated as she got towards the end of the sentence.

And then all of a sudden, she was gone.

And then i saw something very big and burly, with something very Blonde.

"Hey, you guys heard...?"

"Cant talk. Already late. For Gods sake Emmett, Walk a little faster!" Hissed Rosalie.

"Oh, God, its not like we're never going to have this chance again is it?" Emmett Said.

"I was the bloody innkeeper in the 80's, and . Doing. It. Again."

And with that, they were off.

Few steps ahead a boy had ran out of a classroom (probably in the hurry of reaching the gym), knocked straight into a science teacher carrying chemicals for Physics, and was now receiving a scowling.

It was officially the start of the Holiday Season.