The Dinner Party

Come for the food, stay for the murder

Act 1: The first murder

As we begin our story we come to a giant mansion in which our story will take place. Inside the mansion we see many people, chefs, butlers, and staff running around like mad men trying to do something. As we explore some more we come to one person everyone seems to be coming to most often. Hmmm… who could it be? As we look closer… why it's Shadow!

Shadow: Yeah it's me, who did you expect Morgan Freeman?

Narrator: Maybe…

Shadow: Well in any case get the fuck out, I still need to prepare for the dinner tonight. Come back when it gets dark then we can have some REAL FUN!

Narrator: Hmm… the way you said fun... but ok.

Shadow: Thank you, now… GET THE FUCK OUT!

So as Shadow so rudely said we left and came back after the sun set. We see a few people arriving and inside the commotion has calmed. We then find Shadow walking to the front door to greet the guests.

Shadow: Welcome, welcome everyone. Come in and make yourself comfortable in the dining room.

So we see the guests as they arrive. First to arrive is Nick Watson; he comes in cheerfully and quickly makes friends with everyone he meets. The next to arrive is Mason; he has a sense of calm and coolness with him as he comes in and proceeds to the dinner hall. Next we have David; as he comes in he acts like the king of the castle while occasionally spewing out random shit like dog fucker and veiny ball sack. Some staff give him weird looks but Shadow tells them to continue with their jobs as David heads to the hall himself. Chris comes in next and says hi to some people before heading to the hall himself. After Chris we have Nick Romeo; he comes in sporting a nice MLP shirt featuring Luna.

Narrator: Now I'm going to stop right here and tell everyone who hates on MLP to FUCK OFF!

Shadow: YEAH! THAT SHIT IS THE BOMB! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT I'LL RAPE YOU! Or you could rape me if you want…

Narrator: …

Shadow: What? I get lonely is all…

Narrator: Well… ok but-

Shadow: PLEASE JUST MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME!

Narrator: Shadow for fucks sake the story has not even begun yet; calm your fucking tits man!

Shadow: Ok… I'm sorry.

Narrator: Now without further delay back to the guests.

Nick came in like the rest, moving along. Up next we have Joe; he kept to himself and was preoccupied with his phone quite a lot. Timmy is next but same as the rest, happy go lucky and moved right along. Following him is BLACK Nick, nuff said. Coming in style is Jovi; he had music blaring and was dancing like a mad man. Quite the life of the party you could say. Then something amazing happened, a rare breed of human came walking in. It had 2 large bounds of flesh on its chest, a HUGE ass, some ugly ass paint shit on its face and for some reason everyone in the room got a giant boner at first sight. Well we'll certainly have to "keep an eye" on that one to make sure no funny business happens. Up next a huge buff manly man came in and almost broke the door down getting through.

Shadow's thoughts: Holy shit! That guy is like the fucking hulk.

Shadow: Oh butler, come here for a minute.

Generic ass butler: Yes sir?

Shadow: Make sure we really DO have enough food for Mr. Hulk there. If he gets angry I'm feeding the staff to him first.

Generic ass butler: Is it because we are generic characters?

Shadow: Yes. Now get going.

Shadow: Fucking generic characters, they don't do anything to advance the plot.

Another person came in, looked around and just headed straight to the dining hall. Behind him was a midget - oh wait, I'm sorry, LITTLE PERSON because people are sensitive to shit like this. Fucking idiots. So as I was saying the MIDGET followed right along behind him. Finally the last guest of the night came in. He was wearing a robe with a hood and Shadow couldn't see his face but you know, since he walked right in he had to have an invitation right? So that makes 15 guests in total. As they all sat down in the dining hall the staff closed the front doors and went back to work. Shadow made his way to the dining hall and sat in the end chair like all fancy people do.

Shadow: Now let the feast begin.

As he said that and with a clap of his hands, the butlers began to bring the food out. Now I'm just going to skip the whole eating part cause it was basically Joe taking pictures of everyone in the corner, fucking hulk going FEED ME, Jovi just said fuck it and started dancing on the table with his music and everyone else was staring INTENSLY at that thing with the ugly face's chest. The hooded man however just sat there, it appeared as if he was nibbling on something though. As everyone was having fun Shadow went ahead and introduced himself to everyone one by one. He made it to everyone but the hooded fellow. As he approached Shadow was wondering what he may be doing? As Shadow walked closer and closer to the hooded fellow he heard something along the line of a squishing noise. He finally reached the hooded fellow-

Shadow: How are you doing tonight, are you enjoying yourself?

Hooded man: *squishing noise*

Shadow: Um… are you ok?

Hooded man: *squishing noise*

Shadow: Hey what are you doing… OH MY FUCKING GOD, NONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

All: ?

As Shadow yelled everyone stopped what they were doing and quickly looked toward shadow and the once hooded man.

All: *they begin to almost puke in disgust at the sight of MR. KILLE, DUN DUN DUN, EATING HIS OWN SHIT… AGAIN. Except Joe who just took a shit ton of pictures.*

Shadow: NO, I KILLED YOU TWICE! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE!?

Mr. kille: Well… because I could, that's why.

Shadow: BUT YOU… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FINE. But could you at least tell me WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING YOUR SHIT AGAIN? I mean there's plenty of food right here, here have some.

Mr. kille: NO, I only shit what I eat and eat what I shit! Speaking of which I feel dessert coming right now!

Shadow: BUTLERS GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF MY SIGHT RIGHT NOW!

*silence*

Shadow: BUTLERS! Fucking generic ass characters, you just can't do shit with them!

*more silence*

Since no one came to escort Mr. kille out he proceeded to continue with what he had mentioned. He let out a long and very liquid sounding fart before shitting a rather hard turd into his hand… again. Everyone at this point has reached the point that their stomachs can't and will not handle this disgusting view any longer. After Mr. kille shit out the me took a nice big and sloppy bite out of the intestine lubed turd. And that was the breaking point, everyone began to puke including Joe but he pushed through the taste of puke to get a few more pictures in. Shadow too puked, and he puked all over Mr. kille and the turd he was eating. Mr. kille however didn't care, it was like an extra viscosey condiment on a hotdog to him. He continued to enjoy every second of the puke, intestine covered shit. After he was done eating shit and everyone was done puking everywhere Shadow had everyone go clean themselves up in the wash rooms. Shadow went to go find the damn servant's that never showed up and they all just left Mr. kille there by himself. After the guests got washed up they headed back to the dining hall and Shadow was on his way there too after not finding any servant's. Both party's arrived at the dining hall at the same time and to their horror Mr. kille was hanging from the ceiling by the chandelier and if that was not enough the decorative end piece of it was crammed in his ass. Blood and shit ran down his dead body as it dripped onto the table. Shit was smeared in smirks all across the walls. In big bloody letters on the front wall was "All of you are next","ahahahahahahaha".

Narrator: And so the party has really begun…

END OF ACT 1